Today I got a friend request from my stepmother on facebook

"You HAVE to say yes ! I've been a member for like 2 weeks and Andrew is making fun of me because he has like 25 friends in 2 days and I only have 9..........You don't even have to talk to me if you don't want to ! lol."

(for reference, Andrew = my stepbrother)

 

I just had an idea but when I read Andrew = my stepbrother, I lost it for some reason.

 

The only thing weirder than that is getting a Facebook friend request from a priest at your church. I'm never going to that place again. And it's not just because I don't care about religion in the slightest.

 

Now that's just weird. I'd watch out if I were you.



Also, wasn't there a similar thread not too long ago?

 

Click "Ignore"

Enjoy sweet, sweet freedom.

 

Okay honestly stop spamming that image everywhere. It annoys me greatly and I will return the favor.

 

xaxaxxaoaxxoaxoaxoaxoaxoaxaxaoaxoxaoxa!

 

I would deny it. XD lol, it's just silly to have a competition of how many friends you can get on facebook. O.o I mean, seriously. Half the people that are friends with me don't even talk to me. B|

 

A close friend of mine wanted to have the most friends between our group.
So he started adding random people (Friend's friends)
He now has 1100 people xD It's quite a lot. He spent hours counting once, and he only recognizes about 200-250 people.

 

You all should shun him. Leave him his other 900 odd random friends.

 

What're you doing up so late?
GO TO BED YOUNG LADY

 

I'm just in from work. What are YOU doin' up so late? You know you need at least 10 hours beauty sleep or else your face explodes.

 

....I'm getting 9 hours.
D: OMGWHYME

 

For some reason idk it pains me to see non-internet savvy adults using "lol."

It just does.

 

Hey dudes, this totally rad Windows Messenger conversation is completely hip and awesomely out of this world, Laugh Out Loud!

 

The 90's called asking for you just a few minutes ago.

 

hah u stil use facebook u noob myspac is sooo much betr thn facebook

 

I can't tell if you're joking.​

 

I never type in text except in jest. Of course I was joking.