tOp sEcReT mIsSioN!!!!

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  1. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    im on a top secret mission to go assasinate the big jolly guy, yea santa himself....he must be taken down!
    the elves work for 23 hours a day and that extra hour they perform a ritual in which most of them are sacrificed to frost the snowman.....
    the reindeers are beaten and forced to hear crappy christmas carols, ms. claus is forced to make cookies for him 24/7!!!!!!!
    and then he throws away her cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and he wont get me a ps3!!!!!!!!

    we must take him down!!!!
    who's with me!?!?
     
  2. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    *raises hand*
    I am!
     
  3. Crazy Tifa Destiny Islands Resident

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    Me me! I'm with you. Die Santa Claus!!!
     
  4. mr_croup Traverse Town Homebody

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    what? I thought i took care of him last year! That flamethrower reduced him to nothing! And i gassed all the elves, to make sure! stupid jolly ******* just won't stay dead...
     
  5. Crazy Tifa Destiny Islands Resident

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    OMG! I know why that happened! He probably made clones of himself just in case...
     
  6. mr_croup Traverse Town Homebody

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    :eek: of course! oh well, at least i can see him die again...
     
  7. Crazy Tifa Destiny Islands Resident

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    yeah *nods* then we can think of different fun ways to assassinate him!
     
  8. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *owns a Ps3* Trust me, the Ps3 isnt all its cracked up to be. It wont work with most of my games. Thank god it works with KH2... KH1, not so much luck...
     
  9. Crazy Tifa Destiny Islands Resident

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    This isn't about a ps3 (which i'm probably not gonna get till next year)! It's about santa claus. The world should declare war on santa claus! The poor kiddies still think he's a nice person..
     
  10. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I know, just needed to get that point across to him since he wanted one and will kill Santa Claus just for now getting it.

    Now, about the... Im not going to participate. Sorry...
     
  11. mr_croup Traverse Town Homebody

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    i don't care as much about the ps3 (i'm not partial to any of the new systems one way or the other). I just HATE THAT EVIL RED FIEND!

    How should he be done in this time?
     
  12. twilightsown King's Apprentice

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    Aww, Kairi's a spoilsport XP I'm in NRA. Been needing someone to take down, and Santa Claus should be a good challenge!
     
  13. cloudfinalfantasy Banned

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    santa must die!!! this fat red guy in a suit i beat he gives the elves laughing gas heres the guy we must take down------> [​IMG] look at him hes fat!
     
  14. M00n3y Destiny Islands Resident

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    Sandy clause(XD) wouldn't even give me a ps2! omg! kill em!
     
  15. Crazy Tifa Destiny Islands Resident

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    XD check out this attach
     

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  16. cloudfinalfantasy Banned

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    OMG!!!!!!! he has a weapon "gets out a keyblade" die!!!!
     
  17. mr_croup Traverse Town Homebody

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    I always knew he was nuts. Let's put him down. :cool:
     
  18. cloudfinalfantasy Banned

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    tifa how do you do attachments?
     
  19. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    A guy that eats billions of cookies, and lots of wine and doesn't become extrememly fat and drunk is a monster, and must die.
     
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