Tornados Heading To Where My House Is!!!!! Help Me

Oh! and also make sure you're mom is putting enough gasoline in the car....
it might run out of gas...

 

hahahahahahaha

 

Follow these instructions:

1.) Take your head

2.) Put said head between knees.

3.) Smoochie Smoochie buttox Goodbye.

4.) Say hi to Soku for us.

5.) Write it in your will to send me your Happy Gilmore movie,
because it's the one Adam Sandler movie I've been trying to get for years.

By now, my forum friend HellKitten would B*slap me for making such a joke,
so I will give you actually useful advice.

1.) Make sure there are no windows around you

2.) Hide somewhere safe and low like a basement,
or if you don't have one, closet is next best thing.

3.) Make sure everything you take with you isn't
something that the wind can pick up, if it reaches you at all,
and be tossed around, because if it hits you,
for example: the PS3, you actually will
say "Howdy-do" to dear Ol' Soku.

 

My area got devastated by the hail, looking around me I see a couple of fields of wheat have been destroyed and our neighbor's field was flooded.

 

ok,now that you got your clean drawrs,run outside raise your hands to the sky,look up and yell
'COME GET ME TORNADO'
after you do that,do the tornado dance(similar to the rain dance) and summon another tornado and watch the two tornado's do epic battle.

 

I would, over AIM anyway, but its acting dumb on me, and won't let me open up any wwindows to chat.

Take a blanket. xP That always helps. Trust me. Oh, and get as low as you can in the basement(or hide int the bathtub) and near a corner. I hear thats safest.​

 

See? I told she would.

But also,make sure not to follow axel ftw's advice.
If you do,
then I pity your sanity.

 

Get a battery-powered radio if you have one, too.

 

we have like a fortified basement i live in a apartment p.s whos Soku?

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OMFG UPDATE OK THEY SAID ITS GOING TOWARDS CHASKA AND AFTER THAT THE TWIN CITIES IN ABOUT 20 MIN. AND THEY SAID "sIGHTS OF TORANDOS TOUCHING DOWN" SO MORE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG LIGHITING AND THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

also, eat some energy drinks so if the tornado is chasing you, you run very fast!

 

That's your cue to run.

P.S. Soku is a member of kh-vids who recently passed. RIP

 

EE GASP!
No you didn'!

Everybody knows about what happened to Soku!
He has his own memorial sig for cryin' out loud!

On second thought,
take AxelFTW's advice,
trust me.

EDIT:
What should I put
in Soraroxmysox's memorial sig?
A picture of a tornado or something?

 

HAHAHA THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER KINDA NOW OMFG THEY SAID ONE GOT DOWN!! TORNADOS!!! O BABY JESUS HELP ME!!!

 

Awww Sokuu!! D:!!!! he used to be a member of the forum and an awsome friend to lots of people

 

Jesus grew up,
he had a beard.

But if you like Christmas Jesus the best,
you make that grace your B!tch.

 

Must we stress the "Get your arse out of there" factor more than we have?

 

Well sorry i have only been on here for like 4 days... and yes a tornadowould be fine.

 

Yeah! KAR-A-TEH!​

 

I confer with said idea.
Put tail high and move like
Big brown....ok...not exactly like Big Brown,
or you'll break your leg.

 

lol and i thought they said 6 got dwon but there is alot of storms and they said ONE touched down

no not untill the sirens!!! lol im stubborn