total bs!!!!

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  1. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    ok, im on the swim team at my school and we have a banquet at carrabas yesterday to give out awards cause the seasons over........me mum drops me off and i dont even take 3 steps to place when my coach comes out of the resturant and tells me something>>>

    coach: i gots bad news.
    me: o.O.....what is it?
    coach: you know the trophy/award you worked hard ta get?
    me:.........yea
    coach: well yours is broken.
    me: :eek:
    coach: sorry.
    me: no way, i dont believe you!!!!
    coach: no joke!
    me: and how many others are broken?
    coach: just yours.
    me: >.<

    ~later on when i enter and sit with my friends~
    me: dudes, coach just said that ma' trophys broken!!!
    friend #1: no way, he's just kidding!!!
    me: i hope he is or im gonna kill him :mad:
    friend #2:dont worry you know he always ****s with you.
    me: yea, maybe its ok......

    ~later on when coach starts to give out the awards~
    coach: this award is for the swimmers who competed in every event that we have, that includes the 100 breast, 100 back, 100 fly, 100 free, & 500 free.
    me: (whispering) woot time for ma' award :3
    coach: all of them worked hard and deserve it, but one trophy is broken and im sorry to that person.
    me: (still whispering) no ****ing way! he wasn't kidding!!!

    ~coach hands me the award, which is broken in half~
    coach: congrats, and i already ordered a new one for you sorry bout that.
    me: its ok, i can still keep this right?
    coach: yea you can :rolleyes:
    me: wOoT!!!!

    ~later on after its over~
    friend #3: dude i think i broke your award cause i was carrying the box with all the awards and i was playing around with it and shaking it around:o
    me: MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: *throws bottom half of award at him*

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    *tear*
    im gonna post a pic when i find a camera.......
    thats my sad story:(
     
  2. Misty gimme kiss

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    Poor NRA. His precious trophey broke...
     
  3. Mish smiley day!

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    xD Lawl, Sucks.
     
  4. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    the part where your name is etched in and it has what the trophy is for and the school name...........i ripped it off and im using it as a name tag xD
     
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  6. Misty gimme kiss

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    Looks like a pretty cheap trophey. :/
     
  7. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    ma' fav. part of the trophy: on the back it says www.hastytrophys.com >_>
     
  8. Ratchet Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

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    Perhaps they would have been better off giving you a medal??!!!
     
  9. saithus Destiny Islands Resident

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    all i have to say is: use mans best friend.
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    or mans best freinds sedond best friend: super glue. those my only two suggestions.
     
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