Hello. I am T, bringing you a series of ultimate boredom busters. Now this forum is always complaining about how they're bored....people are bored. Left and right you'll always hear BORED. B-O-R-E-D. Letters that spell a mood that can never be changed right?... WRONG! This thread is the solution. The resolution. The institution of non-pollution. Here is the thread where I post the most effective ways to rid yourself of boredom...without boring you. !*~BEGINNING Before I introduce you to the ways to rid you of boredom. Find out what your reason for being bored actually is... Are you feeling down because the day is rainy? Are you bored because nobody is home? Are you bored of using something over and over again? Thinking it will cause you excitement? Are you bored of everything? Remember: Before you try my steps...make sure you know your reason why you are bored. !*~BOREDOM BUSTERZ This is your life changing moment. Are you ready to overcome your boredom? Are you ready? Are you READY TO RUMBLE? ..........................................................Sorry. Okay, let's get to the point. NOTE: Most of these steps consist of multi-tasking. Step 7: Play chess online. Make sure you put the difficulty to the highest and put on Nu Metal to the highest volume you can tolerate. Think of random thoughts and headbang to the guitar solos. Make sure you move your chess pieces fast. While playing chess, you should also look at pictures of Gollum from Lord Of the Rings. Imagine him singing the Nu Metal while you are playing chess. Step 6: Cosplay as someone and do exactly the opposite of what they would normally do. Make sure you look like them, but do not act like them. I recommend acting like Soulja Boy, except sing his lyrics backwards. While doing this, stomp around yelling: "ARGH! YAGARBOOBA!" after every chorus that you sing backwards. Once you finish singing backwards, run in place and say: "Prototype Demonstration. We are the interior creation." repeatedly. Then stop and have a moment of silence. Step 5: Jot whatever comes to your mind on paper. Post in in this thread. Once you finish that, pretend to be a ninja. Go outside and lurk around your neighbourhood. Keep in mind that the police will come, so when the police officers see you run away as fast as you can...make sure you are thinking of the stuff you jotted down on the paper. JAIL ESCAPE PLAN: When the police officers lock you up, try and notice any key that will let you out. Lean onto the police officer and pretend to cry. Then grab the key quickly and jam it in your pants...not your pockets....your pants. Later on that night, take the key out of your pants and unlock the cell. Climb out the window to the left and you are on your way. Step 4: Read a dictionary and learn a new word. Make sure you do this the next day you get out of jail using my plan.(Which will be a school day). Go to school and rambunctiously use the word..especially to the school bully. Your teachers will be proud. Your peers wil be envious. Use your acquired ninja skills to defeat the bully and earn your rightful reputation as Master of Mastering the Ninja Skills. Step 3: Now that you have had experience in Ninja Skills. Time to put them to use. Remember Soulja Boy? That guy who makes up silly dances? The guy who offended your favourite Super Hero? Well this is your chance. Go to his house during mid-day...make sure you sneak through his top story....he plays xbox most of the time...so if you see him in his room playing xbox your task is almost complete. Plug in your iPod and listen to some Nu Metal. This will make you rage on his xbox and you can use your red ring to fight him. Approach him. He'll say: "YAH TRICK! GET OUT MAH HOUSE TRICK. YA YA YA YA YA SOULJA BOY UP INNEH." Push him. He'll say: "CRANK DAT DONK SON!" Kick him. You guys will start fighting. Make sure you BLAST your Nu Metal so Twice the Rage, Double the Damage. Step 2: Teleport all over the world. Then, teleport to your house to get some rest after a LONG two/three days(Depending how long it takes. MAX: Three Days.) Step 1: Read this thread. ;) So...with these steps I hope you learned something new.
T, Yeah, um, I tried your steps, and I ran into a couple of problems. When I play the nu metal, my ears start to bleed and I have to turn it off. It kind of makes me rage, but mostly it makes my soul hurt. Unless it's Limpbizkit, that seems to work fine. Also, when I'm in jail, I can't seem to find the Any Key. I'm actually typing this from jail; I can't get out. And when did Soulja Boi offend my favorite superhero? He never said anything about the Flash... Sincerely, Nov'
Dear Nouveau Nova, Nu Metal Problem: A lot of people complain about ear bleeding. To restrain from this, please plug-in low quality headphones for blasting Nu Metal. Make sure it's Limpbizkit. The key: Make sure you press against the officer crying first. If you don't see a key, then check your pants. If the key isn't there...then it should be under the mat that is in front of the cell you are in. Soulja Boy offends every superhero...maybe not in his songs...but under his breath. He is his OWN Hero. :/
