Undecided?

I KNOW A LOT OF YOU PANSY ASSES STILL HAVEN'T DECIDED WHAT TO BUY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, AND FOR ALL OF YOU ******S, I HAVE TWO WORDS AND AN ACRONYM:

NINTENDO MU'FUKKEN DS.

NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE.
BACK THE FUCK UP.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO GODDAMN KIRBY ALL DAY LONG.
BUT SHIT *****, YOU GOTTA LOOK PAST THAT LITTLE PINK BITCH. THERE'S SOME SERIOUS FUKKEN HARDWARE UNDER THIS HOOD, DON'T BELIEVE ME? JUST LOOK AT THESE FACTS, IT'S AS CLEAR AS THE VIRGIN MARY'S VAGINAL FLUIDS. EVER HEAR ABOUT THOSE GHETTO LAPTOPS THEY'RE SELLING TO THOSE POOR AS FUCK AFRICAN KIDS? GET SOME GODDAMN HOMEBREW ON YOUR DS, OPEN IT UP AND YOU'LL SEE WHY THIS LITTLE POWERHOUSE IS THE NUMBER ONE BEST SELLING CONSOLE OF
ALL.
FUCKING.
TIME.

WANT A CALENDAR? FUKKEN DONE.
CLOCK? YOU BET YOUR GRANDMA'S SHRIVELED TITS IT HAS ONE.

THIS BITCH EVEN HAS A RECHARGEABLE BATTERY, SO YOUR TRICK ASS DOESN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN TO THE FUKKEN WAL-MART EVERY THREE DAYS JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE SPENDING ALL YOUR BATTERY POWER LOOKING AT WHICH DAY OF THE WEEK CHRISTMAS WILL BE ON IN 2016.
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SO, TO CONCLUDE MY PRESENTATION, THIS CHRISTMAS, GO OUT, BUY ONE FUKKEN DS, ONE BOX OF LUBE, AND A TWELVE PACK OF TISSUES, BECAUSE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPENDING ALL OF YOUR TIME JACKIN' IT TO THIS SWEET MOTHERFUCKING NINTENDO DS.

 

Psp .

 

But what if i have a DS? D=

 

I already has a psp so I guess I'll try to buy it. Wat colorz?

 

Get a psp .

 

But what if i have a psp????

 

THIS **** IS HARDCORE!ffff

 

Get GAMES .

 

But what if i have enough games as it is? D=

 

SWEET MOTHER MARY, YOU BEST BE TROLLING. GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR PSP BULLSHIT! I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT SIN AGAINST HUMANITY.

THEN *****, YOU'RE IN LUCK. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR NINTENDO DS, THEN JESUS JUMPING CHRIST ON EASTER, WHEN THE DSI COMES OUT YOU'RE GONNA BE ROLLING IN THE PUSSY, OR DICK. WHICHEVER YOU PREFER.a

BITCH, THE DS HAS EVERY SINGLE MOTHER ****ING COLOR OF MOTHER NATURE'S RAINBOW! YOU WANT PINK? YOU FUCKIN' GOT IT. BUT HOLD THE GODDAMN PHONE, GRANNY. WHAT'S THAT, YOU WANT A BLUE? WELL SHITSON, YOU CAN GET A BLUE ONE TOO.

*****, FUCK YO' PSP!

USE THAT SHIT FOR EMULATING YOUR FAVORITE NINTENDO 64, PSX, AND GAMEBOY GAMES! GODDAMN SON!

YOU BET YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE FUCKING ASS IT IS, MAN!

 

***** you a busta

 

T_T

Im done

 

This is not helping at all d=

 

Yes it is, this is better than heroin.

 

Buy another one. Now. B|

 

lol jerome i <3 you.