Weaponry? Or Fun..pen..ry...!

Is this against the rules...? Whatever:

Right, due to the fact that this is a "Spamzone"...I doubt that any thread with my concept (not concepts that are alike), have been posted. Find/make up a funny weapon (NO KEYBLADES, PLEASE.), just for the sheer heck of it. If you found a funny weapon, place the source underneath it, LET ME GO FIRST PLZ.

My favourite weapon of ALL TIME, is this melee weapon:

Infinitely Sharp Sword
A sword sharpened by someone for many years. This sword is so sharp that it cuts the air around it. Just put an oxygen tank on and enter a small building and suffocate your enemies. If it wasn't for the hilt, when you dropped this sword it would cut clean through the earth and come out the other side, where gravity would reverse and it would fall back and stab you in the unmentionables. This sword is not to be mistaken with the "More Infinitely sharpened sword" which cuts atoms. You know what happens when you split an atom right? This property makes it similar to the "Nuke Sword" only less obvious to customs. It is also not to be confused with the "Infantly Sharpened Sword" which was indeed made by babies.

Source
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_o...on't_exist,_but_should#Infinitely_Sharp_Sword

P.S. This is probably a hard act to follow, but you do not need to beat anyone...HOWEVER, that source has a list of really funny weapons; if need be, I may have to use my "1337 Grenade Sword". That is right, I typed "...Grenade Sword..."

P.P.S. I really hope this is not breaking any rules or anything, and I apologize a thousand -flashback- times if I did break any.

 

Chainsaw that shoots flaming Kodiak bears:
like the name says this chainsaw has been modified to shoot flaming Kodiak bears

 

From the game of RunEscape hit and smack your opponent with it calling them a noob. Unfortunatly, it seems the extremely high-quality graphics of the world's ultimate MMORPG make this a very bittersweetly ugly weapon. Your head could potentially explode while seeing it, and make you scream (see AAAAAAA) like hell, throwing the sun out of its orbit with Earth and freezing everyone to death. Except Canadians, since they're used to cold. It also has the fabled "special attack" option, which pwns in its awesomeness but really just leaves red streaky things in the high quality graphics matrix


What could be more fun than a sword that calls the victim a n00b? Plus, I am Canadian, so I'd survive the holocaust.

 

A ROCKET LAUNCHER GOAT

YES, WE STRAPPED A ROCKET LAUNCHER TO A GOAT...WHAT DOES THE ROCKET LAUNCHER SHOOT!? BLACK LEPRACHAUNS ABOARD FLYING BEAVER-TAILED BABIES WITH LASER VISION AND SPIKEY SHARP FINGERS!!! THEY BURP TORNADOS AND ARE GENETICALLY GROWN TO SEEK OUT PISSED OFF PREGNANT RED SQURRILLS AND THROW THEM AT THEIR ENEMIES WHEN THEY HAVE NO OTHER OTPION.
CALL WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES TO RECEIVE YOU ROCKET LAUNCHER GOAT FOR 4392507458907309457290387 EASY PAYMENTS OF 1 CENT A DAY!

*made By Spishack Toys*

 

The awesome Trogdor racoon furred pokemanz drug filled sex condom gun of death doom and decrutioness.

This awesome bike will assure that you get somewhere saftly.

 

Wow is that a dirty word I see in there? Sorry but I do not think secks can be used as a weapon...but it can be used as a tool for blackmail. Anywho, TROGDOR BY ITSELF IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCION.

 

We need more people to post

*bump*

 

Wow, I got a bump from one of the most popular guys here...this must be a pretty good thread. I deserve a standing-ovation(spelled correctly?)! Or at least I deserve some people to stand in front of there computer screens.

 

Sword with AIDS on it

Self-explanatory. You get cut, you get the fun monkey disease.

 

That weapon is like a unlicensed-outdoor tatoo parlour, which only opens during the rain, and when lots of people come there.

 

The Bonzo stone

A stone that when touched will turn you into a clown doing things clowns find "funny"

Stage 1:Red nose
Stage 2:Face paint
Stage 3:Throwing of pies
Stage 4:Uncontrolable laughter
Stage 5:Feces.