weird talents

doesn't necessarily have to be a "talent"

1. i can put my legs behind my head (without using my hands)
2. i'm ridiculously good at tongue twisters
3. and those weird stab knife thingies w/ the hand stuff.

that last one sounds weird so ignore it if you have no clue what i'm talking about.

OOH i remember some more

4. i can yodel
... yeah.

 

I can swallow a banana in two bites. O_O

I can stretch my fingers ALMOST to the back of my hand.

I can also put my legs behind my head.

I can lift heavy objects for my size.

 

uh... i can touch my nose w/ my tounge(sp) i dident know that was weird untill i found out nobody else in y family could do it

.............

 

oh i forgot,
i've pierced my nose by myself...
i don't think that's a talent though.

 

i can bend my head all the way back to my heels now this wouldnt be weird except that most guys cant lol

i can remember the words to almost any song iv heard the first time

 

I can put my leg behind my head.

I can put my hands flat against each other then make them do a perfect wave. (I don't know any one else who can do that)

I can burp on command.

I can make thos bones in the top of your back stick out and make them look like wings.

I can turn my eyes so my pupils aren't showing.

I am one of those people who learns by hearing so I can remember EXACTLY what someone says. Like every time their voice gets high or they slow down and such.

Umm, I think thats it....

 

HAHANNUH YOU RECKLESS LITTLE.........*sighs*...........I'm just kiddin'. I still love ya.


Oh..and I can touch my tongue to my nose, as well.

I think there's another one....uh......I have very good cordination.

I can do the rave dance almost perfectly. That's a good one.

 

haha i know i am reckless. i'm a reckless little rebel.

RAWRRRR<33 =D


your banana thing was very .... grotesque.

also when i scream i can shatter glass. NOT. but that would be so cool.

 

i can do that 2.... burpin contests over skyp r fun right axel

 

Oh oh oh!
I totally forgot about my best talents.

I can lower my voice really low and bellow out this weird roar, tis awsome.
AND
I can neigh like a horse.

I can do the perfect impresion of a lion, wolf and other beasts aswell.

 

GROTESQUE? HOW VERY DARE YOU. >:3

I can make a cool vibration sound on wine glasses. I rub my finger around the edges and it produces friction, and the enertia from that produces a "mmmmm" sound.

I can also play musical chairs WITHOUT the music.

 

i can cut myself and not bleed

 

Thats just called chairs.

 

HAHAHAHA YOU CAN NEIGH LIKE A HORSE. HAHAHAHA.

OH I FORGOT

5. i can control my sleep. like i can sleep whenever/wherever i want to.
6. i can cry whenever i want
7. i can crack other people's backs

sHOOT, there was one that i totally wanted to type but i forgot.

 

I can do Mr. Mackey's impression.

I can also do the robot.

AND OH OH OH
I can do the berry white voice. And one time I got laid trying to impress a girl that way1! =D

 

I can keep a straight face for hours! A lot of people can't do that.
I can.....uh......I CAN DO A WICKED GIR IMPRESSION!

 

... too much information. hahaha just kidding.

also when i blow up my cheeks i can create a little airbubble beneath my ear.
and i can send like 20 txt messages in a minute. PRO skills right thuur.

 

i can roar like a lion! yeah!

i can make those weird raptor noises (like, really high pitched shrieks)

i can touch my head to my knees without bending them.

i can do the wine vibration thing...

and this isnt really a talent but: on my right hand inbetween by thumb and pointed finger, there is this vein that you can see and feel pulse... its kinda weird and can be gross...

also, my right knee always makes a rasping noise when i climb stairs, kinda like the bones are grating against each other.

... i cant think of any others. im not very talented... :(

 

i can write poetry but i wasnt kidden about the not bleedin thing theres this one place on my arm that i can cut really deep and it wont bleed

 

i can hurt ants and fix them again. i'm going to be such a great doctor.

OHOH..
i also have perfect pitch (when i can sing or identify any note at any time)