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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by The Graceful Assassin, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Yozora Archer

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  2. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    What if I break my big toe on purpose?
     
  3. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    just cut off your foot, it might help
     
  4. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Kid, you're not gettin' in there.
     
  5. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    What if I did get in there...?
    Then would you let me get in there?
     
  6. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Depends on how in you are.
     
  7. Arch Mana Knight

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    That's totally what she said.
     
  8. Namin3 Destiny Islands Resident

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    How tough am i?

    I'll have you know i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 minutes.
     
  9. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Listen kid, this might be the wrong club for you.
     
  10. Namin3 Destiny Islands Resident

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    How tough am i?

    I ate a bowl of nails this morning...... WITHOUT ANY MILK!


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  11. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
     
  12. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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  13. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    I'm all the way in. So in, I'm out the back door.
     
  14. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    If you were out the back door, you wouldn't technically be in.
     
  15. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I'm so tough, I'm already inside the Salty Spitoon.
     
  16. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I'm so tough that I AM THE SALTY SPITOON.
     
  17. Namin3 Destiny Islands Resident

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    I would like to gain entrance into your social club please. I believe my hair do is in order.

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  18. Llave Superless Moderator

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    These are going in my sig... i lol'd too hard.
     
  19. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    That's how in I am.
    I went in, punched someone that cut in line at the bar, and buried their teeth out the back.
     
  20. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    So tough, I'm when I eventually join a modern Donner party, the guy that eats me will have to like his meat rare.