Well KHV.

Our house got broken into today, and they stole the nice TV that we've barely had for a week.

Any ideas on how to kill them?

EDIT: They also stole the Xbox I was going to recieve for Christmas. The limited edition Gears of War 3 Xbox with 360 GB memory.
Nevermind we found it in a pile of stuff they threw aside. Thank god!
Actually, looks like we're fucked again. One of my bags is gone, and I believe that bag had a copy of our house key... fuckkkkkk

 

Hmmm, i suggest a strong beating over the hea with a paddle, followed by forcing them to drink coke and throwing a mentos down their throat.

 

But the coke and mentos doesn't react in the stomach! So, when they're unconcious, DROWN THEM IN THE COKE AND MENTOS!

 

This sounds like the work of Tennesseans, they stole meh TV from a hotel once..

Firstly: It's good to hear nobody was hurt, at the very least material things can be replaced.
Secondly: SMASH THEM WITH A HAMMER.

 

Dude, that's really creepy, because we actually do live in Tennessee.

Yeah, no one was hurt but my dog was in the room they broke into, it looks like she's a bit shaken up but at least she isn't dead or anything. (She's an ankle-biter, a little teacup poodle) The materials can be replaced very slowly. We last got broken into in May, and we JUST got the replacement TV.

HELL YEAH!! HULK SMASH!!

 

.....
And they say Atlanta has high crime rates, IT'S THOSE TENNESSEANS!
THEY CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOW SNATCHIN YO TV UP.

 

Hmm, I suggest planting a bomb or tracer at least on your stuff, so if it ever gets stolen again, you can have your sweet revenge.
Don't worry, they'll only end up losing a few limbs if you don't plant a strong enough bomb.

Apparently once someone broke into my mom's car and took her purse, and someone found her purse, and everything else in front of their lawn a few neighborhoods away. It was jsut thrown away, for no reason. I still say they should find the person who did it and give him a little lesson

 

If these events took place in Tennessee I'm bringing in the navy.

 

Pfft, I wish I could do that honestly. I hope they do find the person that stole her purse, even if it's just a fine or an overnight stay in jail, they deserve some kind of punishment.
We know the people who did it, it's the people three houses down from us. We can't exactly barge into their house without the police, though. They also robbed us back in May (stole A LOT of our electronics, and some golf clubs, I mean out of everything... golf clubs) and attempted to murder my uncle. Right now I could care less about getting our stuff back, I just wanna move out of this neighborhood.

The navy. On a landlocked state.
... Seems legit. I'll serve them some cookies and Hawaiian punch when they get here.

 

Hey, I live in Tennessee and I take offense to that.
I mean, yeah, I've broken into a house once, but I was like 11. And I really wanted that kid's Beyblade.

 

Punch them in the face. I can't stand thieves.

But seriously, if you know who it is, GO TO THE POLICE. They deserve any retribution they get.

 

Stealing Beyblades goes against official Beyblade tournament rules.

You are disqualified!​

 

Just called them, they're gonna search the house once they're here. We can't actually say it's them unless if we have proof... which we don't really have. We don't have pictures or objects from them, just theories. We'll mention it to them, though.

I honestly can't tell if you're joking about the living in Tennessee part. If you actually do live in Tennessee, you can stalk me. Ohnoes D:

 

Who do you think broke in to your house?

 

WAS IT YOU...?
(Honestly? I think it was the people three doors down from us. We suspect they robbed us in May because they got in the same way once again, and one of the people living there attempted to murder my uncle.)