Well...with all these Twilight Teams going on...

I think I need to state my team...








TEAM MIKE NEWTON!!!

Join today!!










But Team Edward's pretty good, too...XD

 

Twilight is gay, and not in the cool yaoi way.

 

Then why not join it? Mike Newton never had a chance.

Shut up, it's cool, if you like werewolf vs. vampire, or vampire vs. vampire, or vampire and werewolf vs. vampire.

 

That's why he needs a team. Poor guy needs some love.

 

lol Mike Newton fails.

 

but that makes no sence. yaoi isn't cool.

 

What about Jessica?

 

Twilight is ****ing stupid.

 

Jessica's a ****ing *****. Even Mike doesn't deserve her.

 

I personally liked the MikeXJessica pairing.

 

No?

Vampires? Are you serious? If so you're a ****** that needs to be slapped. The very concept of a vampire is ridiculous and just plain stupid. A parasite? That's cool how? Come on, like that could ever amount to anything. If you're too weak and cowardly to even kill your own prey then you can't do shit in a fight. It's like saying tape worms are suddenly awesome and sexy. Ridiculous. What else? Vampires didn't even have any cool powers in their original iterations only weaknesses to things any kitchen or campground would have on hand. Who was the moron who came up with any of the shit they can do now? Anyways, my point is, Twilight is so bad that it's definitely not worth the time it'd take to open it to the first page. I know, I've done it.

 

Actually, they do kill their prey in the books.

 

Nice catch. They're still fucking ******ed shits.

 

Whatever, to each their own. I personally like vampires because of their superior speed and strength.

 

I'm going to agonize over this until I get an ulcer, the books are horribly written, vampires are a ******ed fictional species, and they are in no way better than a human, well they can't breath or see themselves in mirrors, but that's about it.

I need a more intense way to describe my hatred for this. I will return with more hatred.

 

Umm...if you don't like the books, why are you bashing us for liking it? Why not bash it in a "OMG TWILIGHT SUX I ****ING HATE THIS ****TY BOOK" thread?

I like these books, that's why I started this thread. Jeez...it was supposed to be a joke...

 

Whatever, I'm not going to argue anymore.

 

Well, that's terribly n00bish and I've learned to limit my stupidity reflex to this much. And I'm glad you understand it's a shitty book.

I can no longer incite hatred in people, I have failed. This sucks.

 

Nah, I'm just a pretty calm person. It's called self-control.

 

But still I should have gotten someone to defend their book while I'm standing atop a pile of the shitty things smoldering with the fires of utter disdain whilst whistling a merry tune. I can simply no longer live without people hating me or calling me a dick or something, it's no fun.