Well

I was walking down the street and a homeless man told me he hadn't had a bite in three days....

Spoiler

So I kicked him

Spoiler

:B|:

Spoiler

srs.

 

You asshole. I was just hungry ._.

 

You should've given him spare change so he could go get something at McDonalds.

 

I was going to post a comic that I saw about a hobo asking for spare change to get alcohol and drugs and a guy says to him "at least your honest" and gives him a $20. The man walks into a McDonald's and sees him in line to get food. He was flabbergasted.

This, children, is what we call a whore.

 

Whore =/= man who can prioritize need for food over alcohol

 

Orly?
How can you be so sure?

 

This, children, is someone who has trolled you in real life.

 

...I'm sorry for sounding stupid right now, but what's that mean?

And no. No Muffins today.
Or...Ever.

 

To troll is to garner attention, usually in a negative way.

You do not know TheMuffinMan?

You shall soon.

 

Oh. Thank you. : )
But I don't troll eye are ell.


The one that lives on Dreary Lane, I hope? ;-;

 

A troll is someone who stirs up and antagonizes things via a different series of methods; depending on the skill of the troll, it can be anything from a complex series of objectives and scenarios or simple insulting; the latter being the lowest and most pathetic form of troll. Though trolls may be diverse in quality and methods of carrying out goals, the goal they do share in common is simply to aggravate and antagonize other members. They also live under bridges where they steal goats for their ridiculous orgies which I imagine are beyond normal comprehension.

 

You are funny.

 

I don't like goats.

 

But goats are delicious. How can you not like them.

 

I prefer eating raw monkey brains.

 

I prefer foie gras.

 

I prefer normal food.

 

Normal food is disgusting. What are you thinking, Hayabusa. Really.

 

Sorry, I'm just a freak after all :[

 

I like chewing on the end of a corn cob.