What Came First

The chicken or the egg?​

 

I was actually thinking "your mom" when I entered this thread.

 

What came first:

Adults or babies?

 

The question is evolutional and the answer is egg: ages ago two almost-chickens borned a real chicken egg

 

Chuck Norris.​

 

your mum made the egg.

 

*uses scouse accent* YOUR MUM! MAAAAAAATE!

*Disclaimer*

Do not fear noobs and noobets, i'm not really a scouse chav

 

Neither; both the chicken and the egg are apart of the circle of life, and a circle has no beginning.

... or... uh, your mom.
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HOLY ****! D8 caps

 

She does, usually.

I've had lots of practice.

 

I read the poll and demand to know why there isn't a "that's what she said" button.

 

I think the egg came first becuase I'm sure some stupid reptile thought this one bird was hot and decided to have cute little chickies.

 

John Mccain

 

This person speaks the truth.

 

It's really a matter between creationism and evolution once you boil things down. See, if evolution holds true, then the egg came first, because some predecessor of the chicken had to lay an egg that hatched into a mutated form of itself; i.e., the first chicken hatching from the first egg. However, if creationism is more accurate, then the first chicken was created AS A CHICKEN by a creating deity, then laying the first chicken egg. I myself believe that the first one of these is more accurate, because although I do not believe necessarily in evolution, I instead believe in Intelligent Design.

 

Yeah, and the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Or that natural selection told certain dinosaurs that they needed to grow wings with feathers and become a lot smaller if they're species were to survive.

 

Or a meteor anally raped the dinosaurs. There was a distinct absence of lube.

 

A meteor that killed a majority, but not all of the dinosaurs. And lube still existed. Trust me.