What do you do when you have a big *** spider in your microwave?

If you ever encounter a huge spider in your microwave (I just had personal experience with that), what you have to do is set the microwave to heat up for about 1min-1min 30sec, and when it's done poke the spider to see if it's actually dead (ruler or stick is advised >_>) and just clean the mess up.

Me killing the spider was a personal matter.
Made me drop the pasta that I made myself ;_;
Yes I cook my own food >_>

 

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You microwaved a spyder??

Havent heard that one before....O.O

 

That also works fantastically with Gremlins ^^

 

I really don't know how it got in there <_<
But it really did scare me xD

 

Thats a good one. I hate spiders. Creepy they are. I've had an expierence where I destroyed a spider web for no reason in my house. Then later that noght when my mom was tuvking me into bed "cause this was like 8 years ago" a spider came up from my bed onto me and just freaked me out. I've never liked spiders since that incedent.

 

Thar's cool. but I'd rather microwave furbies.

 

If it wasn't a really poisonous spider, you could've eaten it.

 

Microwave furbies. Now thats funny.......and creepy. Lol and WTF!

 

While we are on the lovely suubject of Furbies...

Did you know a furby with out its skin on is REALLY SCARY?

My sister skinned the Furby. It scares the crap out of me. It like wants to eat me or something. And it does this evil creppy laugh thing...

 

there a vid about it I'll post the link

Furbies must die!

 

Furbies are scary with the skin still on.

<.<

*sees furbies*

THEY'RE AFTER ME!

*runs away, chased by furbies*

 

I woke up before with one right above my head kida......werid

 

My friend was in the car with her friend and they took the batteries out of their furby and threw it in the back. Then They said,"I'm scared to be alone in the car." Then my friend said,"me too" Then the furby said "meeee tooooo"

 

I think the spiders are coming to get me! "looks around and sees thousands of spiders SCREAMS and runs away"

Thats funny and creepy also. Plus that kirby I mean firby had it coming!

 

*runs across background chased by furbies*

 

Had the same expierience except it was a kid when I was at camp.

 

AURGH SPIDER IN YOUR MICROWAVE?! D:

I'll remember your words of wisdom if that incident ever happens to me, too.

 

No way!

Yesterday (or was it today?) this big bum spider ran across my feet, it was horrible. It met it's maker with my shoe

 

It didnt die. Rays of microwave gave it super powers and it left it`s old body and took a new name Twilight Thorn.
Well that`s one way to kill a spider \,,/

 

I would just kill it with my fingers