What DO you think of Chuck Norris?

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  1. Asterisk NO WONT LET YOU

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    He made a Cartoon!?I thought the only star that made a cartoon was MR. T!
     
  2. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    Nope. Oh wait, might be swat ninja squad or somethen, not sure. But it is basicly him, some chinese kid, a kick boxer, a sumo wrestler, and a martial arts guy that fights crime as some sort of a swat team or something that does kung fu!


    Trust me, no one would've ever guessed it. In all truth, even if it is chuck norris, I found it to be pretty stupid. You can watch the episodes though if ya want. dont know where to find them though.....
     
  3. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    True, but he's dead. But a Zombie of Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris, now that's sometihng i'd buy tickets for.

    And no he's not that great for many reasons.
    1. I never heard of him apart from on this site.
    2. He's getting on in his age and isn't much of the fighter he was.
    3. He can do a roundhouse kick?! Wow, he must have invented that crazy hollywood version one! What a great guy! *ends sarcasm*

    But the better question is, which one of the staff likes him so much that they wanted to mention him so much? It was Xaldin wasn't it? XD
     
  4. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Aye, cause Chuck Norris is a smelly ol' fart. Anythin' would avoid the stench known as Chuck Norris.
     
  5. robert the yogurt Traverse Town Homebody

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    This guy's supposed to be cool be thats all I've heard I no nothing about him. Who is he anyway?
     
  6. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    I think chuck norris is just being chuck norris.
     
  7. Blademaster Mai'kel Hollow Bastion Committee

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    He's a poser.

    Bruce Lee's corpse would kick his Delta Force ass.
     
  8. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Chuck Norris is an ordinary actor.
    He's not trying to be Bruce Lee.
     
  9. Xephos Neko, gamer, animelover, and artist :3 *purrs*

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    Well I saw one movie of him and his moves are awesome and then again I would go to Kohl's to see people selling T-shirts that makes fun of Chuck like "Chuck doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings." or "Chuck can count to infinity twice." I dunno but he's awesome for me.
     
  10. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I don't really like him, but I do enjoy making fun of him.

    So sue me.
     
  11. Fellangel Bichael May

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    I don't really know. Eveyone says he's awesome and stuff because of his famous roundhouse kick. But I don't see the point. I just think of him as a really cool movie actor (don't kill me Chuck Norris fans)
     
  12. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I hate it how younger kids bring up a chuck norris references, thinking they're funny, and then whine to me about not laughing at it. I mean, I use one once in a while, but after 3 jokes they're just overkill, overrated and annoying.
     
  13. Flamedancer Twilight Town Denizen

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    Only cool for jokes and Bowflex commercials, which make me laugh. But the jokes get old after one telling of it.
     
  14. Haseo Knight of Light

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    Overrated and overused. The jokes aren't even funny. I have to suffer the misfortune of having the same last name, too.:sideways:
     
  15. venster You never heard of me, but I pop in time to time

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    Overrated. *nods* I heard some Chuck Norris jokes the other day and instead they put in Michael Phelps. T_T Poor Phelps.
     
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    To me, Chuck Norris is not a bad guy. He also has talent with martial arts and actually hung out with Bruce Lee and I believe he was even a palm bearer at his funeral. So yeah, to me he's just another actor that is alright and can kick some butt.

    I don't connect the jokes to Chuck Norris anymore than I blame Rick Astley for 'rick rolling'. I've seen these jokes also applied to Vin Diesel. They were funny at first but after time it has kind of grown old, though some people invent new ones that I can still find somewhat amusing. Really though, it's not like Chuck Norris cares about the jokes about him on the internet which are all fan based fun and have spread around. I'm sure he didn't start inventing them.
     
  17. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    If it weren't for Conan O'Brien , I wouldn't even now who Chuck Norris was. Never seen a movie of his, or heard of the things he's done in real life, apart from supporting some Republican, so I can't really form an opinion on 20 second clips randomly edited together. (in a hilarious way, though)
     
  18. P Banned

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    Diamonds were thought to be the hardest substance on earth. That is, until Chuck Norris had his first erection.
     
  19. Roxaspartanti King's Apprentice

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    I haven't seen Chuck Norris, though I've heard of him. And yes, I think someone who is the best Martial artist can do an AWESOME roundhouse.
    A roundhouse is my favourite attack. Although if he does it on me I'll just catch his foot and push it down.
    YEAH RIGHT.
     
  20. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. 8<