What DO you think of Chuck Norris?

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  1. keybladeofdarkness4 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Quoted for the truth
     
  2. ArchVice Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I think Chuck Norris was pretty cool back in the day. It deems like now, he's only good for cheap jokes that realy aren't that funny.
     
  3. Tana_Panda Traverse Town Homebody

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    Well i think that in the beginning god created earth and on the 7th day when it was all done... he needed a way to get everything moving... you know the earth rotation and what not. But god was very tired for he had just spent 7 days making this. so on the 7th day god asked chuck norris to give the earth a swift roundhouse kick to get things moving.

    Oh and this is my own personal joke that i made up. Atleast i think i am the first to use it casue i sure didnt read it off any websites.
     
  4. Cyanide King's Apprentice

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    That's how I feel. If they were ever funny, they stopped being such a long time ago.
     
  5. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    It's so overrated, I'm tired of all the jokes and I don't even know who he is.
     
  6. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    This, really. I remember thinking the jokes were funny about 3 or 4 years ago. Now they're ******ed, and only ******s find them funny.
     
  7. Senbonzakura Kageoshi Kingdom Keeper

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    eh he's awesome but not as awesome as everyone makes him out to be.
     
  8. Cutsman Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Chuck Norris Is the most pownage guy on Earth. I mean... BlendTec blended up Guitar Hero but couldn't even blend the action figure of chuck norris. They say that he's so strong... theres no chin under his beard... only another fist.
     
  9. Dandersnuff Twilight Town Denizen

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    I really could care less.
    He's nobody.
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  10. Panda Face Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Well, if Bruce lee killed Chick Norris, we ALL know who's better... -_-
     
  11. Bond of Flame I'm an alien

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    When it comes to action, the only one better is Bruce Willis :D
    Not that I'm comparing the two...
     
  12. Snow Princess King's Apprentice

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    meh not my kind of guy... pretty dumb if you ask me but thats just my opinion :D
     
  13. childofturin Why?

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    Old... As... Schist.

    His early stuff was kind of fun, but if you look at the later stuff, especially ation sequences, they're all slo-mo or stunt doubles. Don't get me wrong - he's a good actor. He's just past his prime.
     
  14. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    Strangely enough, Bruce Lee died shortly after that movie where he fights Chuck Norris...

    But personally I think he's cool, I still watch Walker Texas Ranger sometimes.
     
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    Chuck Norris? 'nuff said.

    He's epic.
     
  16. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I hear Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee once cleared out a large hotel room of all furniture and sparred for over an hour.

    That's how epic they both are.
     
  17. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    *With deep voice* Chuck Norris lost his virginity, before his father.
    Yeah, he's cool.