What if Organisation XIII won...?

OOC: You've got Xaldin!

 

OOC:Thanks

 

OOC: At the moment- Xemnas, Demyx, Larxene, Xigbar, Zexion, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas are in the corridor. Demyx and Larxene stole a cat that belonged to Saïx and tehn framed Axel so he thought Axel did it, but Axel explained and now Saïx and Axel are out to get Larxene and Demyx. But Larxene and Demyx made up there own story that Saïx and Axel were going to try to take over the organisation with Potato(the cat). Xemnas believed it and now everyone else has got into the fight- but there is no fight just yet.

Thats all thats really happened.

 

Marluxia looked confused. "Look for who?"he asked. "What are you guys talking about?"Zexion sighed. Thankfully, Xemnas was still angry, so at least he had a good excuse to talk to Marluxia alone and away from Xemnas. "Come here," he said, pulling Marluxia away and out of earshot of Xemnas. "If anyone says this one more time around Xemnas, I'm afraid he really is going to pass out, so I'm going to explain where he can't hear." He then told Marluxia about what Demyx and Larxene had done to Saix and Larxene, and that Xemnas thought that they were planning on having Saix's kitten, Potato, in the Organization. Marluxia liked the idea, but was a little doubtful. "What if Xemnas finds out we're tricking him?" he asked nervously. "The three of them will probably fight against us." "Then it'll be 3 vs. 5, plus any other members who come along." said Demyx, who had come to check that Zexion had told the story correctly. "Of course, we could pick at Xemnas for a few minutes. He might crack and pass out, have you seen how he's been acting? We could try that, then we wouldn't have to worry about him switching sides on us." The three of them walked back to Xemnas, who seemed to gradually be cooling down, something they could not risk. "Come on, Mansex!" Marluxia cried enthusiastically "Let's get those creeps!"

 

Saïx - Deep Sky Blue (better color name...)
Xigbar - Dark Orchid (this name of color SUCKS!!!)
Lexaeus - Dark Orange (another sucky color name!!!)

Xigbar smiled. The Organization was a little more united. "Let's go! After you, Mansex" He s******ed.

Saïx and Axel are now hiding somewhere not in a random closet (sorry yaoi fan girls) "There are only so many options to this situation. And I can't think of a single one...."
"What are you two doing under my bed?" Lexaues entered the room after staring at the Alter of Naught for HOURS (seriously. Caxew hasn't been here in forever!)
" Its a...interesting situation..." Saïx replied...
"Ihave the time..."

OOC: YAY! Organization Group hug! (I LOVE this thread! xD)

 

Demyx sighed. "Come on, Mansex," he said, trying not to burst out laughing. "We need to stop them as soon as possible. If you don't hurry, we're going to leave you here and go look for them ourselves. You wouldn't like THAT, would you, Mansex?"

 

OCC: Sorry for my stunning absence I know I am a lazy bum T_T.
I'll just have the colour blue for Roxas and yellow or regualr for Larxene.
BIC : Roxas looked at Xemnas, he looked like he was going to pass out every second now then Roxas said :" I think we should find them this instant, and take Axel and Saix down before Mansex comepletely loose it!". Roxas smiled it felt good to say Mansex xDD.
Larxene just looked at Roxas and laughed. Then she looked over to Demyx and whispered to him :"Hey, I think our plan is working out pretty good, don't you? :D. They are going to get their arses kicked =D". She said and laughed and rushed to get to where Axel and Saix was hiding.

 

Marluxia stifled a laugh. Time to use one of his best talents: talking in a rapid machine-gun style way so as to try and overload poor Xemnas' system. "Come on, Mansex, let's get them! I hope you aren't angry enough that you forgot how to fight. I'm going to use my best attacks on them, what about you? There's no way those freaks are going to defeat us, no sir. I won't let them. I'm sure you won't either, Mansex. Say, do you know where Lexaeus is? He might be talking to them and joining their side this instant! We have to stop them! Hurry, Mansex, before it's too late! We might already be outnumbered! We need to go find them this minute!" He stopped to breathe and looked at Xemnas to see if he had gotten the desired effect.

 

OOC: for Xemnas and Axel, we must patiently wait for Ienzo...

 

OOC: I apologise, I haven't been on recently but I'm here =P

BIC: Xemnas tried to calm himself down. "Lets go then, I think I over reacted there but whats done can't be undone." he smiled. "They will be outnumbered so it should be easy. Lets rock." he led them around the place looking for the two.

 

OOC: Axel need'sa say in things too... I don't want to take up all of the talking on my side....

 

OOC: Oh yeah, sorry

BIC: Axel looked at Lexaeus. "Hello. If anyone asks we are not here." he smiled. "Got it memorized? Sorry, I haven't had chance to say that in a while." he defended himself.

 

Zexion said, "I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna go look for them. Right now." He created a dark portal and walked in. He came out on the 12th floor and saw Lexaeus walking out of his room, looking highly amused about something. Zexion made a beeline for him and asked aggressively "You know where Saix and Axel are, don't you!?! Where?!"

Demyx ported himself to the kitchen. He didn't think they would be there, but it was worth a try. He himself had hidden there from Saix one time on the top shelf of the pantry. It was a good hiding spot, too. Saix never would have found him if Demyx hadn't leaned too far over the edge and falled on top of him. He sighed, seeing that they were not in here, and went to look somewhere else.

Marluxia stayed behind with Larxene, Roxas, Xigbar, and Xemnas. "Well," he said, "I suppose we'd better start looking for them now, shouldn't we?"

 

Xemnas nodded. "Go! Off you go! Bonvoarge(sp?) When you find them tell me." he walked off in a different direction.

 

"If I were Saïx or Axel were would I hide?" Xigbar thought aloud as everyone went off in different directions. "*mutters* Roxas' room. ha. *normal speech* Maybe...ah what the hell I'll just go running through the halls like a raving lunatic and hopefully run into them!"

"Umm....What? I have some dirt clods in my ear. What did you say?" Lexaeus replied. He quickly faked sticking his finger in his ear to "clear it out". Maybe that would by the two time..."Something about Axel and Saïx? They did run through my room, but I kicked them out."
Meanwhile with the two "exiles"....'OhSh**OhSh**OhSh**OhSh**OhSh**' Saïx thought. He was now irritated with the feeling of being excited. it was enjoyable, yet so Freakin' annoying (for the feeling was new).

(It would be funny if Zexion could hear thoughts...)

 

Zexion narrowed his eyes. He kicked Lexaeus in the shin. "I said WHERE ARE THEY, you big oaf?!?! When did they leave, anyway? A few seconds before you came out of your room, laughing because you're so angry at them? If they did leve, I'm sure you wouldn't mind me checking through your room?" He stared Lexaeus right in the eyes, glaring at him. Zexion didn't have him quite yet, but he was getting there. This was the advantage to being the Cloaked Schemer. If you said just the right things, then you would be trapped, with no way out. If Lexaeus said the right things.....


Meanwhile, Demyx and Marluxia were looking in the basement. "Saix, Axel, where are you?" Marluxia called out. Demyx pulled out his sitar and smashed Marluxia over the head with it. "SHUT UP!" he hissed. "Do you want them to know where we are?!" "No..." Marluxia said timidly. They left the basement. "Split up," Demyx told Marluxia. Marluxia went to the 13th floor, and Demyx to the 11th. Demyx looked up frowning at the noise above him. He decided to check it out after he searched he 11th floor.

-EDIT- I won't be able to post today since I've lost my computer privliges. Something about being addicted to the computer......*sigh* Anyway, I'll be back on tomorrow.

 

OOC: Okay, see you soon then.

BIC: Axel looked at Saïx. '10 of them and 3 of us! we have no chance- unless they ahven't told the others.' Axel thought getting really worked up about it.

 

Saïx could see that Axel was seemingly distraught about something. If they stayed, they would get caught and malled by at least a half dozen people. Trying to open a discreet portal to leave; it was risky, but it could work...

Lexaeus frowned. He was somewhat bad at lying, but he thought it was weird everyone wanted to just have a brawl with those two. "Whatever. Search my room Zexion. I'll see to it you to will loose a piece of privacy soon."

As he stated before, Xigbar is running around like a lunatic! (OOC: I probably won't center on him for awhile, unless needed.)

 

OOC: Alrighty, I'm back! :noworries:


Zexion smirked. Lexaeus was acting as if was no big deal, but he could tell he was hiding somehing. He walked into Lexaeus' room and looked around. He heard a rustling somewhere in the room, but he couldn't quite put his finger on where it was coming from. All he knew was that they were somewhere on the left half of the room. He began his search there, looking in the closet. Nope, not there, he thought. He grinned at the thought of Saix and Axel hiding together in the closet. He heard something to his right, and spun around. He looked under the covers of the bed. They weren't there....that meant they could only be in one place...Zexion leaned down to look under the bed....."XEMNAS!!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. "I FOUND THEM!!!!!"

OOC: Have any of you noticed that most of us are making our characters invincible/perfect in some way or another? :D

 

OOC: yeah. torture time!

BIC: "O Crap... I tried..." Saïx mutter. H tried to run, but was held back by Axel (who was crying not to leave him) and Zexion (who was inevitably against them...)