What should I do with my life?

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What should I do with my life?

  1. Get a girlfriend

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  2. FREEDOM!

    9 vote(s)
    81.8%
  1. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    So I had this awkward convo with my ex today. She was all like "Maybe you just don't need a girlfriend." and I'm all like: "Ha! Says you! I bet I don't even need a girl- Wait, what?".

    A few days ago I thought "Wouldn't it be all shits and giggles if the two of us got back together? We had fun. I have fond memories of our time together."
    (Long story short, I dumped her because she didn"t dump me for being too competitive.)
    Today I went out riding my bike enjoying the sun and wind, visiting family, stealing apples like a 1920s farmer boy, not caring about anything. For a moment I was perfectly happy. The last time I was blessed with a feeling even remotely like it was when I was crowd surfing at a Pearl Jam concert. Anyway, I got all philosophical and I said: "Styx", said I, "Maybe you ought to stuff all that skirt chasing in the fridge for now. There's more to life than dames and trying to impress people by being sporty and trying to sound intelligent. Enjoy life. Try to make toast with things that don't belong with toast. Go to the beach in the middle of a storm and do stupid shit like that."

    So yeah. Tough choice.
     
  2. jafar custom title

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    You refer to yourself as Styx in real life?
     
  3. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Freedom, the way to go. Who needs being tied down? Having obligations? Forget it.

    Go have an adventure. Time to live.
     
  4. The Fuk? Dead

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    Be free. Bang different women constantly.

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  5. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    How else? It's my name.

    Can't. I'm too ugly.
     
  6. Mish smiley day!

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    You can share your freedom with someone else if you like. A partner to steal apples with you, crowd surf alongside - you could even invest in a tandem bike instead of a regular old no-girlfriend ONE-SEAT bike.

    Or y'know.. you could not. You could become a spinster instead.
     
  7. C This silence is mine

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    Girlfriends can easily be replaced by a pet. Like a hamster or a fly. So you can enjoy life, while still having that affection that the womyn would usually provide.
     
  8. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Do whatever the fuck you want. Always a good idea! :]
     
  9. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    It's honestly up to you, but there's no harm in enjoying the freedom. Do what makes you happy now -- live for the moment.
     
  10. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Do what you want alone or find someone who wants to do it with you.
     
  11. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    I just realised that you cannot dislike posts. The option is unavailable, was taken out. They are, hah, surely are censoring our very thoughts. Modernised forum entails removing our freedom to dislike whatever we please to! And whatnot. Whatever.

    You were happy just then. Why contemplate settling for anything else?

     
  12. 61 No. B

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    freedom. girls will ruin it
     
  13. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Drugs. And lots of it.
     
  14. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    I'd say enjoy the freedom. If you find someone along the way who wants to join the Styx tours, welcome 'er aboard and adventure twice as hard.
     
  15. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    I'll live with the occasional surge of wanting someone to be a part of my life, but I really don't need it right now. I'd flirt around if I were attractive enough for it, but I'm not going to bother.
     
  16. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    You're ugly and what?
     
  17. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Yeah, I would say it sounds like what you're wanting is to be single for a little while so go for it. There will be plenty of girls when you want to go back to that.
     
  18. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Find someone who wants to have fun with you and experience life instead of being a naggy girlfriend
     
  19. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Fuck buddy, right?
     
  20. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    I mean I was thinking more like finding a girl that can be your best friend as well as your girlfriend.