What ten rootbeers,Halo Marathon, and anime can do to you

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Twitches and falls over)

Travis: O_O...(pokes her)

Me: (Totally spazzes) THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT ME! ZOMG THEY'RE GONNA THROW GRENADES AT US AND WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE I TELL YOU! OH MY GAWD WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT IN HERE?!

Travis: (Quietly) You...You're staring in the light...

Me: YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT?! (Falls over) Magical powers, hear me, teleportationalness!!! (makes 'swoosh'ing noises)

Travis: ...I'm calling someone...

Me: SHUT UP! I'm trying to concentrate on my magic. I've only gotten ten more times to use it you know. Call Utawashinaruga, he'll give us the spells and he'll send that gunslinger girl.

Travis:...what?

Me: ELFEN LIED YOU IDIOT! (Coughs) Well what are you waiting for!? Turn on InuYasha. We haven't seen that yet.

Travis: ._. I dont think we should watch anything else.

Me: (Thinks she's Rukia and Ichigo standing by the door)...Yeah you're probably right.

 

I'm thinking of skipping the witty comment and just going straight to de-repping you. xD.

 

And that's why I don't drink rootbeer, play Halo, or watch a lot of anime.

 

I do all of that, but never get wasted like that o_o

 

Yeah...you see, I've had like a year of anime cutback. I'm usually drinking water and I dont eat a lot of sugar so XD I think I was just exagerating. Plus I was tired anyways. That a side of my no one but Travis will EVA see. (Sneaks away and disspears) Muhaha.