What would you do for a klondike bar??

What would yu do for a klondike bar?

 

Kill massive numbers of humans.

 

I would systematically kill a massive amount of Armenians.

 

I'd kill a massive amount of humans, cut out their hearts and eat them.

 

I'd fuck your mother.


Well, no, wait.

Nevermind.

Not even that sweet blend of icecream and chocolate could get me to enter that gaping hole.

 

I would kayak to Kentucky with a kiwi and a kiss,
I would lasso every llama on my Lima llama list,
I’d offend an orange ogre and an overactive orc,
I would navigate to Neptune with a ninja from New York,
I would disco dance in diapers with the duchess of Daytona,
I’d inhabit icy igloos on the island of Iona,
I would kayak to Kentucky with a kiwi and a kiss,
I’d tell everyone on Earth that I’m excited to exist!

 

That is SO ofenssive... You should watch it someone might take that seriously... xD Luckily i'm the most unserious person you'll ever meet!!

And at least you didn't say you'd kill someone. :] Yay for life? :/

 

I would stab myself and others multiple times.

 

cept me right?

 

eat a dike .

 

Thats... interesting :/

 

Goddamnit, i was hoping the post would be offensive, you know, likely to cause offense or something.

Wasn't going for that ofenssive shit at all.

 

Of course. :lolface:

 

xD Thats cute...mess with the sleep deprived girl...

Thats low!! xP ​

 

I would track down a bunch of Nazi Basterd's and torture them...

 

I'd murder hordes of innocent people and let criminals reign. They won't care if I STEAL the klondike bar.