What would you do if you married the person above you?

Ask when we moved to Canada.

 

Omg, I love this thread so much ^_^ . Every girl who I talk about marrying keeps on giving me good reps, and I luv it.

Hmmmm, to marry misty, eh? Ummmm, barely even know misty, but heck, I'll give it a shot.

OMG, I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT NO ONE ELSE HAS. I'LL GIVE YOU ALL 493 POKEMON, WHO SHALL DO YOUR BIDDING, AND TERRORIZE ALL OF YOUR ENEMY, PULLING AT THEIR HAIR, AND FORCING THEM ALL TO BOW DOWN TO YOUR EVERY WHIM, ALL YELLING "ALL HAIL MISTY, MASTER OF POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!"

Crap, bet you didn't expect that, now did ya ^_^ (I scare myself sometimes, but in a good way)

 

freaks out coz ur just like me!CLOOONE!kewl.then give you a hug! i <3 moogles!so coot!

 

Tell her to go find someone more attractive, so she would'nt have nightmares.

 

runaway...if your behind me, your in my bubble.No one survives teh boooooooble!

 

I would fail... then eat my cookie!

 

I would divorce you for the cookie

 

Hmmm, foxlight again, eh? Well, I have barely spoken with foxlight, but so far, she seems pretty cool. I guess I would do everything I did before, except this time, I think I'll give her a bonus, which is a special biologicly enhanced arm which injects nano bots into her body giving her super strength, super speed, super hotness, and can make her transform her arm into a lazer cannon which, when fired at someone, will turn them into a giant cookie, each one specificly to her liking, made to satisfy her every need, as well as the fact that the cookies taste as if they were just freshly baked.

I know I rock, and you guys know it to. Who wouldn't want to marry me ^_^

 

He has a picture of Near, so he must be pretty cool.

 

Hmmmm, well, with that already being said, I wonder what I could do if I married you. Hmmmmmm. How about I give you the real Near as your pet, for only 19.95. But that's not all. Give me good karma, and you'll recieve a SECOND Near slave to do your bidding for absolutely free. But even that is not all. Tell your friends about me, and you'll get A FREE DISNEY CRUISE, AND A TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!! So give good reputation now if you want this special offer of Near slave 1, Near slave 2, and the free disney cruise and trip, and all for 19.95!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must pay shipping and handling as well as all transportation costs. We are not liable for any fake copies, problems, or in any case, any false Near's. Please be warned that most Near slaves come with rabies, and can be dangerous. We are not helled responsible for any ingeries, and if you find that your Near slave needs love and affection daily, then nothing can be done about it



Lol. Always wanted to do that ^_^

 

um... run away?

 

Luvs to watch pengins like me!By the way if you ate a penguin,would it taste like chicken of fish?

By the way,your wierd and Deathsight44 is kewl sooo i'd divorce you and marry him.sorry...

 

File for a divorce, then get a restraining order :stupid:

 

Rofl. See. I told everyone that every girl who reads my posts to them ends up falling inlove with me ^_^ (of course, fox is the second to read what I would do, but either way, I just plain rock like that).

If I married Ampex, then I would hold a gun to him, make him write out a will saying that all of his family fortune goes to me, and then tell him that I will let him run away, but before he runs out of the house, I will use my awsomeness to strike him with lightning, frying him. THen I would sneak away, get a new identity, and sneak over to fox's place, swifting her off of her feet, jumping onto my doom horse, and riding off into the sunset, with thousands and thousands of dollars, for which she can spend to her hots desire, with her faithful NEW husband deathsight44 (rofl. like I said. What kind of girl would WANT to resist me in the first place?)

If any guy can beat that, then top me now, if you dare.

 

Clearly die of a broken heart since Deathsight has a thing for the chicks

xD​

 

Hmm...Probably have fun figuring her out, then get scared by a weird fetish she has and run far away into China.

 

would jump for joy?
wtf? no
would go like 'who you bish' ect. ect. ect.

 

Scare this dude the f*ck out of my house.

 

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!! I already have found two girls who absolutely love me, but for you Catch the rain, since I have known you for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, and am guilty for not pming you since you such an awsome person, I shall think up something special.

But what............what could be done if I married a super mod........


Oh, doy, quite simply really. I WOULD GIVE YOU KH-VIDS, AND INSLAVE EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE ALL FOR YOU!!!!!! Rofl. Not just that, but I would capture the creator of kingdom hearts, and every single person who worked on the game, and then give them all to you with obediance collars, making them do whatever you want, specificly, make a kingdom hearts game specificly for you, that only you would know of, that would make you the envy of all of your friends in real life, as well as on kh-vids, making everyone oh so dearly jelous of you, doing whatever they can in order to get a glimpse of the awsomeness of the kingdom hearts game specificly made for you, and only you.


Hmmmmmm. I think I can do better though.

I think I will also give you an uber cannon, which fires heat seeking missles at all of your enemies.

Hmmmmmmmmm

and also, I think I also might give you a big giant cookie, the size of a football stadium

What else?

How about president bushes haed on a platter? Or better yet, throw president bush in the roman colloseum to watch him get eaten by lions.

What else can I possibly do to add onto this?

HOW ABOUT THEME MUSIC!!!!! You know, like different kinds of theme music playing all the time of your life.

Of course, I have one more thing that you cannot possibly resist.

The chance to be the 1000000 poster on the count to 1000000 v2 thread.





Wow, now tell me that you don't love me after that, and I think that I might just rot away and die, cuz no way can ya turn that down.


N don't worry everyone else. I've got plenty of love to spread round. If I can spread love to 2 other girls, then there is plenty of me to go around ^_^ (I love being me_)

 

I wonder. No one has posted here for a really long time, so I gonna give it a shot, maybe even end up making a really odd moment.

But whatever, if I post and it doesn't go in as an edit, then that'll mean that I married me o_O


Ok, it worked. If I were to marry myself, then I would give me a puppy ^_^