What Would You Do If You Woke Up Next To The Person Above You?

I'd kick out of the bed.

 

I'd...
I dunno.
Probably because I don't know you, I'd take out the wooden katana under my bed and hit you with it.

Seriously.
I have one under my bed.
...Among other ninja weapons. 8D

 

I'd probably get mad and stuff you under the bed with the box of fine china.

 

I wouldn't have to do anything, my cat would have probably clawed you away by then. =D

 

Try to figure out how I got here.

 

Kick you out of my bed, room, house, country - I can go on, I just want my bed for myself.

 

I'd totally request you draw a picture. After getting my request rejected I'd probably get attacked by cats. xD

 

Pummel with a skillet.

 

I would more than likely, get up and drag you out of my house 8D

 

I'd probably go back to sleep... lol...

 

I would steal your belongings.

 

I would sleepily not care, pick you up, and drag you back outside not even realizing what just happened.

 

I would get up and kick you in the crotch and kick you out of my house.

o:

 

I'd eat your cat.


8DD

 

>_< ouch....

I would probably duct tape you to the outside of my front window and leave you there.

 

...Why do people like the idea of duct taping me places...?

I'd eat YOU.
(The cannibalism's showing through again...)

 

Be like : "o hai. wnat sum cheerioz?"

 

Force you to listen Crushcrushcrush x3

 

Eat your cat again.

Or taunt you from inside your head. 83

 

I'd wrap you up and send you back to New Jersey o: