What Would You Do If You Woke Up Next To The Person Above You?

<_<

I'd more than likely go back to sleep =3

 

Let you play with my pet rabid squirrel and sneak off.

 

I give up *leaves*

 

I'd put you in a box, put that box inside another box, mail it to myself, and then when it arrives, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

Edit: B-But...I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO NJ IF I WAS WITH YOU. I HATE THIS STATE. T_T

 

Duct tape unrelated

I would saw off my other half of my bunk, use packers tape (not duct), send you down to the center of the earth as a sacrifice to the mole people, and go to sleep.

 

I'm already undergound.
FAILFAILFAIL.


Anyway...I'd feed you to that weird dancing bear in your sig. =\

 

Freak out and then run away calling the cops.

 

You're not the first to threaten that. <_>

I'd tie you to a chair and force you to listen to random DDR music for hours.
*ish running out of ideas*

 

Leave a pair of screwdrivers in your eyes and kick you into the boiler.

 

Tell you to spell your username right. D:

 

Hug you for that last comment. 8D

 

Jump out the window in the nude. We all know the best way to die is to die naked.

 

Beat you with your own spine.

8D
CANNIBALISM! CANNIBALISM!!

 

Violence is not cool. McGruff and Smokey the Bear both know that and you should too!

Make breakfast and go off to work, and kiss DP goodbye.

 

You all f***ing gotta learn to listen to me.
*******

 

サキ アマミヤ: Um. Yeah. Like listening to talking dogs and bears has ever helped anyone.

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I'd sick someone random like Forsaken or Toots on you for that. And then kill you again.

OrganizationXIII:
Hit you with my Grammar Plaque.
Companion to Jade's Grammar Hammer.

 

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serve you breakfast in bed 8D

 

"......

OMG!

Mai BFF Cupcake? :D

Lolz - th15 i5, li3k, s0 aw3sum @nd stuffz! I'm making waffles, and then we're gonnah goooo...!~

SHOP-PIIIIING!!!!~"

 

*Explodes*

 

You got two options
1: Shut the f*** up about my name

2: YOU tell the mods to change it cause they aren't gonna listen to me.