What would you say to the poster above you if they were about to die?

This is usually a fun thread in the forums that its been in, so lets see how it goes here ^_^

 

Dam, that blows

 

sayonara and good luck

 

T_T
i love u man, i love u!
*hugs and sobs*
why dose it have to end like this?
it will be okay. we all have to go sometime.
*hugs*




XD

 

Bye, foo'.

 

*scrounges through wallets and leaves corpse*

 

can I have your stuff?
shhh, you dont have to answer I know tha answer is yes

*runs away at the speed of light with the stuff*

 

Woah there, here comes the Cancer Train! Next stop: horrible painful death.

CHOO-CHOO!

 

I feel sorry for them.Good luck

 

Hey there buddy, how're those AIDs going? Still deadly? Hold on, let me just enjoy being alive for longer then the next 30 seconds, you let me know how that works out for you

 

I would finally come out of the closet and say I've always loved you.

Then you would probably end up screaming, "NOOO!" before dieing.

 

Hey guy, why don't you have any hair there? Don't look so glum, is it because of your horrific terminal illness and impending death? Haha, well isn't that swell!

 

just desserts?

 

Don't worry, Heaven is as real as the vicious mauling I'm about to give you.

 

oh well...nice taking your stuff *grabs wallet*

 

Boy, it seems you've packed on quite a few pounds there, sonny. Is that because of your incurable type 2 diabetes? Nobody loves a chubster, but that's okay, it just means more meat for when I'm going to eat you.

 

It was real...but not real fun.

 

I'm sorry, did I say "eat you"? Hoho, I meant to say "beat you"!






(poor thing, they're completely oblivious to my plan of eating them!)





did I say that out loud?

Fancy that.

 

Oh wow...close your legs... >:

 

So it seems you've died and have begun the slow progression into rotting decomposition.

I'll be damned if this isn't just about the sexiest situation I've been in all week.