What's Your Excuse?

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Shade Tail, Oct 18, 2009.

  1. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    You had a cookie?! :O

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  2. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No, I want to catapult it into the heart of the sun.

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  3. Burn Baby!!!!!!! Banned

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    because i knocked you out!!!!

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  4. bobo.the.nut Traverse Town Homebody

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    He was cold so I warmed him up in my stomach, kthnx.

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  5. thecoder180 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    That's weird. It's raining here, too.

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  6. thecoder180 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Because I'm absent minded.

    Why is this thread sudenly active again?
     
  7. bobo.the.nut Traverse Town Homebody

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    Because anything I touch becomes just that much more special.

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  8. Koushiana Moogle Assistant

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    "why didn't u take out the tash"
    "i was takeing a number 2
     
  9. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    why did you answer your own question?
     
  10. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    It's not rain, it's toxic waste :3

    Why is my chocolate melting?
     
  11. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    the dog ate it

    why am I melting?
     
  12. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    Iiiiii made it myself :P

    why piggy? i loveded you i loveded yoooou
     
  13. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Because piggy had to go to hell to visit it's grandparents.

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  14. bobo.the.nut Traverse Town Homebody

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    All the mutated animals from the toxic waste are breathing fire on it.

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  15. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Because I spilled paint on it.

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  16. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I was busy alright!


    So why did you beat up that sick dying homeless man then took everything he had with him?
     
  17. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I did it for the lulz.

    Why did you set that sick dying homeless man on fire after I stole everything he had?
     
  18. BlazBlue Calamity King's Apprentice

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    I saw it in a movie where doing that cured him =D



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  19. DemyxPlaysMySitar Twilight Town Denizen

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    Hey, wrong place wrong time it appears.

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  20. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Because I wanted it to be whisky!

    Why did you shoot Marvin in the face?