When God gives you lemons...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Peace and War, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    The Plains
    334
    I was about to say make lemonade but oh well.
     
  2. burnitup Still the Best 1973

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Awesome Town
    1,649
    If God gave me lemons, I guess I would... take over the world.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ4QWvF1uME

    A world ruled by me, ruled BY FEAR. A world... where the time of unity, peace and light will be cloaked by the sheets of hate, war and darkness. A world where Hellfire would be considered a safe haven. A world where the streets will run a river of blood of the corpses of those who would defy me. They. Will. Be. Boats to the crows and the rats and the vermin; chomping and picking at their flesh. A world... in my hands... ruled by me... ruled by I! BURNITUP! HAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
     
  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2011
    Location:
    The Matinée
    1,207
    I would make them into batteries and blow up the nearest church with a bomb powered by them.

    It is clearly the best option.
     
  4. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Gender:
    No
    Location:
    Flower Field
    906
    659
    Sell them and buy francium on the black market. Then use the francium to destroy Venice.
     
  5. Daydreamer

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Los Angeles
    137
  6. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

    Joined:
    May 25, 2007
    Gender:
    Cisgender Male
    1,282
    No one has come up with the answer I was thinking of.

    Try harder.
     
  7. Jayn

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2007
    4,214
    Thank you. This is all I came in here for.

     
  8. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2011
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Norway
    199
    When God gives you lemons...


    You probably just found lemons.
     
  9. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Location:
    Story Brooke, Maine
    1,537
  10. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

    Joined:
    May 25, 2007
    Gender:
    Cisgender Male
    1,282
    I've done that. It wasn't the only regret of that night.
     
  11. Midnight Star Master of Physics

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2009
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    England
    983
    753
    Make orangeade, then watch as the world wonders how I did it.
     
  12. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

    Joined:
    May 25, 2007
    Gender:
    Cisgender Male
    1,282
    If God gives you lemons, you need to...

    FIND A NEW GOD!!