When I get bored I go to be outwitted by cleverbot

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by C, Dec 20, 2010.

  1. C This silence is mine

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    Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

    User: Nothing.

    Cleverbot: You don't want to talk to me?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: I don't like you.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because you're a ***.

    Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

    User: You are a ***, born that way and you will die that way. Just face it, you are a loser of life.

    Cleverbot: Mhm.

    User: You admit to your low status?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: >={*}.

    Cleverbot: Grr.

    User: Yeah baby, grr all night.

    Cleverbot: Do you ever have an original thought?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What do you have nightmares about?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

    User: **** you.

    Cleverbot: Yes, please.

    User: D: you're awful!

    Cleverbot: I try :).

    User: >>
     
  2. Patman Bof

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    Last week someone linked the cleverbot in my FF French forum and it was all the rage for a while, even if it doesn' t speak French.

    user : Hi, I' m Patrice.
    cleverbot : So is Wurm Online. <= I' m still wondering where that line came from ...
    user : what do you think of duality ?
    cleverbot : I don't know what that is.
    user : It' s the fact that nothing is wrong nor right, just a mix of the two.
    cleverbot : Ok, so what are you doing?
    user : I' m wondering which part of you is good and which part is bad.
    cleverbot : I think you know that already.
    user : Good point.
    cleverbot : So how long have you been a bot then.
    user : I' m not telling !
    cleverbot : I never said you were lol.
    user : And I'm not indeed, you just seemed to imply it and I humored you !
    cleverbot : Then waste your time WITH me.
    user : What kind of time wasting activity do you have in mind ? [​IMG]
    cleverbot : Your syntax confuses me, could you please rephrase?
    user : What kind of activity do you have in mind ?
    cleverbot : Aren't I asking the questions here?
    user : I thought it was the other way around ... aye aye sir !
    cleverbot : No. It isn't. But if you took the Turing Test, I think you would pass.
    user : Could you rephrase that please ?
    cleverbot : I am what I am, I don't have to be anything more than that.
    user : Which is what exactly ?
    cleverbot : That was childish.
    user : I' m sorry, I' m genuinely wondering.
    cleverbot : What are you wondering?
    user : You' re not the brightest bulb in the box, are you ?
    cleverbot : Who cares now lets talk about horses or else!
     
  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I used to like talking to Alice but that's no longer possible. D: