which is worse?

Licking 500 payphones.
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station.





Eaten by your family member.
You eating the family member.





Ironing your shirt while still in it
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head





Having your boyfriend tell you that he cheats on you.
Having yourself figured that he cheats on you





Being dirty and having clean clothes
Being clean and having dirty clothes





Discovering we are alone in the universe
Discovering we are not alone





Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's acting
Keanu Reeves' acting





Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the sound.
Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell.





Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny
Sitting next to your crush and farting in complete silence





Pouring a big bowl of cereal and realizing there is no milk.
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour

 

This is most likely gonna be either closed or moved. And I think ironing a shirt while still in it is really bad, also eating family.

 

wow....someone please delete this unrelated useless topic.and if this is suppose to be funny it aint.end of story...

 

I will just close it and let it die itself.