Who the hell

Made up Santa Clause, he's the number 1 reason why children go emo (In the sense of not belonging in the world). Because he makes them feel like they don't belong int he world by giving them coal, or if he's proven fake then those that got gifts don't feel worthy of knowing the truth.


I have undeniable proof of this! ...I just lost the proof under my bed.


So I will write a letter saying

Dear person who invented Santa Clause.

Burn in hell.

Yours Truely, Bob McBlah Blah.

 

What child doesn't wanna go into Santa's sack? XD

 

Someone who wanted the kids to behave, so what I don't think he's real

 

I like putting coal on my snowman, but *coughs* I'm not bad person. *pushes all the coal back in her closet and whistles*

 

Santa Clause was probebly made up by some guy in a long time ago who was Part ****** Part monkey. All I know is that Santa as been around forever. Wounder if the Dinosuars believed in him...?

Anyway, what was the proof, why is it gone?

 

You know what, I finally understand it!

I KNOW WHERE SANTA CAME FROM!

Santa came from "April 1st, 0001"

 

He was based off of jolly old St. Nick from Europe. It's just used by parents to make their children behave.

For all those who still believe in Santa, YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING

<_<

>_>

 

I secdon that

 

Interesting fact...

Still sticking with April 1st 0001, sounds more logical.

 

As if I'm going to believe some diabetic butthole can fit through my chimney,live in the North Pole and ride a sleigh that consists of reindeer.It's ridiculumous.

 

Santa Claus is a real fat man who lives somewhere in the Scandinavian region. And I probably butchered the spelling, 'Scandinavian'. Whatever man.

Did you guys know that the original Santa Claus' gown isn't red, but green? :3

 

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OH and he used to be blue but then Coca Cola got their hands on him and made him red:ranting:

 

No it was green! Not blue!

 

Woops, my bad.............:) I was close :D

 

....So this means, Lucky ate too much of his own cereal, and then painted his close red to hide from the children, and became Santa Clause.

 

Yes Mark...that's how it worked.

 

...What does Santa have to do with the birth of Jesus?

I never really got that

 

Santa originated from Germany.

However in the original story book he wore green not red.


Also in some countried instead of bad kids getting coal, the parents of bad kids get whips. Or so I've heard.

 

I do not get how kids can believe a fat guy from the North Pole can ride in a sleigh and in less then eight hours stop at everyone's house somehow get through their chiminy and give them something.

It just does not make sense.

 

I thought you left.