Why is Chuck Norris popular?

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  1. Shikou Kingdom Keeper

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    (I didn't feel like this is worth being in the discussion zone so I put it here for fun but if any mod feels the need to move it there be my guess).
    I dont really get it. =_=
    People seem to worship him. I believe in NONE of the facts. It is impossible to be born in a place by someone who hasn't even been born yet (unless its a past life then ok).
    Why do people like the guy so much?
     
  2. Arch Mana Knight

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    I'd hope nobody believed those "facts". They're supposed to be jokes.

    Anyways, the internet had to make someone to be completely awesome and meme-ish. Chuck Norris was the choice because WHY NOT? In either case, the jokes are old and will generally gather HATRED if you use them anymore. ...And I kinda liked Walker Texas Ranger.
     
  3. sora awsome11/10 Traverse Town Homebody

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    **** chuck Neil the real deal lol
     
  4. Glen Returned from the dead

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    Because while jesus could walk on water, chuck norris could swim through land.

    /thread
     
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    Because stupid derfwads on the internet refuse to let their pathetic little memes die.

    See: Over 9000, Mudkips, Chuck Norris, Spinzaku, every other old persisting meme in existence.
     
  6. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    I used to be up to date with memes, then I took an arrow to the knee.
     
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    The guy is 71 years old and look at him.
    He deserves all of the sex he takes.
     
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    Jackie Chan is cooler than Chuck Norris in my opinion. I mean seriously, have you seen the stuff that guy can do? Why are there no Jackie Chan jokes?
     
  9. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    i read the title as 'why is chuck norris poopular' and a laughed for about a good minute.
     
  10. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    same .
     
  11. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    He gets around.

    Similar to Link's sword in The Legend of Zelda, Chuck Norris can shoot fist beams, as well as roundhouse kick beams to get you from a long distance.
     
  12. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    When it comes to brute strength he got the lion's share, but when it comes to brute-....

    Damn.. give me a minute.