Women are like Video Games...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Peace and War, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    It doesn't matter what they look like, as long as you enjoy the experience with them.

    Challenge: Can you make up a better one than me?
     
  2. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Women are like video games. They may be easy to turn on, but to play the game properly, you're going to have to push all the right buttons.
     
  3. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Some people would say that graphics are everything though...
     
  4. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    And those are vain people, none of them appreciate the gameplay of women...
     
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    Women are like Tetris. It doesn't matter how good you are at fitting the pieces together, you're going to lose eventually.
     
  6. Maka Albarn It's called love

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  7. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Women are like video games, we play with them until we finish
     
  8. Rapid Ignis Destiny Islands Resident

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    Women are like video games... I love them!
     
  9. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Women are like video games, the difficulty varies a lot depending on the woman.

    Holy **** it's Haley o:
    Heey giirl
     
  10. C This silence is mine

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    Women are like video games, fun to beat.

    ... Too far?
     
  11. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Women are like video games. They make my controller vibrate.
     
  12. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Men are like video games.
    Repetetive.
     
  13. Rapid Ignis Destiny Islands Resident

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    yes, waaaay too far.
     
  14. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Yessirr haven't signed on this site since like October. Felt like checking in!
    How've you been?

    No this one is my favorite so far
     
  15. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Not at all, you speak the truth. Nothing like a spanking.
     
  16. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Someone doesn't get the object of this game

    It has been lonely without you ;~;
    Otherwise pretty good. It's always nice seeing old members pop in every once in a while.
    Especially someone as lovely as you
    /smooth.
     
  17. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    I'll probably check in every once and awhile now. It's been so long anyways.
    SMOOOOTH TALKERRR. Heh, thanks. :'3
     
  18. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Well I would have said women but I thought men was more appropriate given this thread.

    Women are like Video Games; if you get bored you can always quit.
     
  19. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    Men are like slinkies. Liable to pliability, and in other words, a cinch to wrap around your fingers. A cinch to manipulate.

    And women are like... I don't know. If we are going to generalise, they are shallow. Needy. What is that like?
    Women are like puppies? Like foxes?
     
  20. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Stop overthinking.