would you rather...

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would you rather have no arms or legs or be deaf and blind?

 

a friend i know has a book full of these. some of them are hilarious.
i think id rather be deaf and blind

would you rather lick a public payphone receiver or chew gum found under a table?

 

nastty... chew the gum

would you rather lick a toilet seat of the opposite gender or floss your teeth with the opposite gender's pubic hair. HAHAHAHA.

 

This is more of a fun and games thing for spam zone...yeah.

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I'd rather lick a toilet seat, thanks. =P

Would you rather tongue kiss a member of the same gender as you (being that you're straight), or would you rather get your teeth cleaned by the hands of a bear? >:3

 

haha um.. i already tongue kissed someone as the same gender is me. BUT I CAN EXPLAIN! it was in middle school and i used to be really stupid and yes "asian gangster." i would drink... so i was drunk and we were playing truth or dare and i picked dare and i did it. please don't think i'm lesbian. I'VE NEVER GOT DRUNK AFTER THAT EVER. am i allowed to post this? ahha if not... sorry.

would you rather stand in the snow naked or drink a gallon of salt water.

 

Geeeez, I'd rather drink a gallon of salt water. OoOo Hard decision there.

Would you rather go swimming in 15 degree weather or lick the bottom of your bathtub?

 

lick the bottom of my bathtub...
only cause water washes it every day. haha

would you rather clean your toe jam stuff with your tongue or eat a chicken's butt hole. HAHA

 

YOU DRANK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?!!? YOU LUCK SONOFVA........

 

i was so lame. i was really really stupid in middle school.

 

eat a chicken but hole

would you rather spend "time" with a shemale or a dog

 

clean toe jam with tongue lol clean inbetween toe every day.

Would you rather....... eat poo or staple you tongue with an office stapler lol

 

Crap... -_-

The office stapler, I guess... >.>

Would you rather die, or live forever, fall out of a boat, sink to the bottem of the Pacific, and be unable to move forever because of the tremendous pressure on your body?! =D

 

I'd take death over eternal life any day XP One life is annoying enough thank you ^^;;

Would you rather...
marry a stupid good looking person, or an ugly kind person?

 

Stupid and good looking! (so evil)

EDIT: My post was a bit.. too evil. So I'll change it!

Would you rather go down on Rosie O'Donnell or run through NYC naked asking for free kisses.. with people the same sex as you o.O

 

nyc with same sex kisses. (STREAAAKING. WOOHOOO)

if you had no food WOULD YOU RATHER...
eat your hands first or eat tarantulas to survive.

 

Edit:woops i was a bit late

I would rather... eat tarantulas

would you rather have sex with a 500 pound person the same gender as you or have sex with someone with genital warts

 

haha is it possible for guys to have genital warts? if so... than genital warts. i would probably die if i had sex with a 500 lb person.

would you rather have no tongue to taste or not have teeth to chew anything.

 

No tounge taste. Then I could eat Spinach. >.>

Would you rather chew on a piece of wood OR never be able to go on the internet again?

 

Uh, DUR!!! I'll take the wood, please. >.>

Would you rather have to chop your own leg off with a paper clip (no pain killers included... >.>)
OR
chew up a glass lightbulb.

 

uhh how would you chop ur leg off with a paper clip? whatever, I would take the lightbulb

would you rather... never be able to go outside for the rest of your life, or never be able to use electronics for the rest of your life