would you rather...

Shark with a blade.

Would you rather sit through a five-hour long lecture on aztec history without the ability to sleep or leave the room, or would you rather wallow in human excrement for 1/2 hour?

 

Sit through the 5 hour lecture.

Would you rather have to climb a mountain or swim the English Channel?

 

swim the english channel =D
*doesn't know how long it is but is on the swim team so will do it anyway*

=D


burn to death or freeze to death?

 

21 miles (34 km) at the narrowest point!

Freeze to death, I prefer the cold.

Would you rather jump from an aeroplane or fall from a cliff?

 

airplane.

Get run over with a steam roller or get run over by the cool aide man dressed as a steam roller

 

I like men dressed as steam roller things xD Would you rather ummmmm...throw cats at girl scouts or throw fresh eating hamsters at girl scouts? >.>

 

Cats, I don't dislike Girl Scouts as much as you!!:D

Would you rather eat too much ice cream or too much pizza?

 

Ice-cream! I like getting brain freeze :3 Would you rather be super strong or super shmexy? >.>

 

Super strong!
Would you rather only be able to take pictures of your babies by scanning them in a computer or have to imbibe all liquids using a thimble?

FYI, I'm new and I'm Mookie's younger sister... :D

 

d rather do the second one >.> Would you rather make out with a cat or a dog??? Dx By the way welcome! ^.^

 

I'm allergic to both, so it wouldn't matter because I'd be sneezing too much.

Would you rather encounter a lone Tyrannosaurus Rex or a pack of at least four Velociraptor Mongoliensis?

 

I would rather encounter a lone T-rex. I'd at least like to know when i'm going to die and not be all on edge and stuff...

Would you rather be shot in the head while you're out having hanging with your friends or get poisoned at a nice dinner with your family?

 

Shot while hanging with friends (could be a stranger) - I don't think my family would poison me! :D

Would you rather be a penguin or an emu?

 

I never said your family would poison you, just that you would be poisoned while you were with your family.

Anywayz, i'd rather be an emu.

If you were any animal that could be displayed in a zoo, would you rather live seven years in the wild or fourteen years in captivity?

 

Sorry, I have an evil sense of humour!

Seven years in the wild as a free animal!

Would you rather learn to drive or learn to fly?

 

Learn to fly baby! xD Would you rather be Marluxia or be a shmexy Marluxia!? Huh??? HUHHHH???!??!?!?! *Dancer is hyper*

 

fly :D
would ya rather
jump out ur window
or
jump outta a really high tree??

 

Really high tree >P Would you rather be attacked by human sharks or human spiders????????

 

human sharks
spiders r scareh!!! !
would ya rather
meet roxas
or
meet sora???

 

Meet Roxas! xD Would you rather meet Elmo or meet Barney???