would you rather...

Elmo, no duh.

Would you rather...

Be ugly or be mean?

 

I'd rather be ugly.

Weapon of choice: Rocket launcher or Flamethrower?

 

Rocket launher xD I like it when things go BOOM! Would you rather hold the keyblade Oathkeeper or Oblivion???

 

Oathkeeper.

Would you rather...

Not be able to walk, or not be able to speak?

 

Not be able to walk. I talk a lot!

Would you rather live in an old castle or a modern house? (all mod cons included)

 

I pick the first one cause it might have ghosts xD Would you rather be ugly or be an idiot???

 

Definitely ugly.

Would you rather have a sports car or a high spec motorcycle?

 

Second one baby! xD Would you rather be a Godzilla or a useless and defensless lizard???

 

High spec motorcycle!
Would you rather have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck or an earlobe the size of a basketball?

 

An earlobe the size of a baskt ball.

Would you rather be married to someone who's good looking and stupid or someone who's smart and okay looking?

 

smart and ok looking. Would you rather piss your pants or piss in a cup while your driving.

 

First one :3 Would you rather be a clown or be a goofy goober?

 

A goofy goober!!

Would you rather swim like a fish or run like a cheetah?

 

Run like a cheetah =/ Would you rather be a taco or a ice-cream thing???

 

Would you rather kiss or be kissed?

 

Be kissed

be eaten by a lion or a shrak?

 

by a shark?
I would rather be eaten by lion.

Punch or kick?

 

Puched easy to block

go blind or death?

 

Blind...more fun -demented smile-


Shot by arrow or gun?

 

gun....smaller thing to get out


power of light or darkness