Xaldin...

Can you read me a bed-time story?

 

..... Why Xaldin?

 

Yes....why me?

I don't know any bed time stories anyways. ;;

 

Once upon a time, Mari wanted Xaldin to read her a bed-time story. But he was a big poopie head and didn't want to do it, so nRa wrote this cheap *** story about it. The End.

:3

 

I chose Xaldin because he has 6 lances. ._.

@nRa: YAY!

 

Lances make the story.

of course!

 

WOOOT!

Go me ^o^

In your face Xaldin >=D

*does victory dance*

 

Once upon a time, there was a man who had the biggest sideburns in the world name Xaldin, however back then he use to always get teased about it so he would prove them all wrong.

At first he went to go talk to Beast, the master of fur, to see if there was anything wrong with his Sideburns, Beast said "ROOAR YOU HAVE TOO MUCH HAIR ROOOAAAR TOO MUCH TO SEE YOUR FACE ROOAAAAR"

Xaldin who was compelled by such disgusting behavior made the Beast into a cruel monster, who was going to attack anything, however soon had that planned ruined by Sora.

He ran back to complain to the XIII members, but they were too busy laughing at his sideburns, so he set off again, when he learned that he would become complete, he would have the perfect sideburnless face ever.

So Xaldin, being happy of learning this went back to Beast's Castle, in which he would steal the Rose in order to get revenge on Beast for teasing him about his sideburns. The Beast got angry once more and went

"ROOOAAAR SIDEBURN MAN GIVE ME BACK MY ROSE ROAAAR I WILL KILL YOU ROAAAAR" Xaldin had never heard such vulgar language, "Kill" that was such a cruel way to put it. So Xaldin thought if he could use the Beast's heart he could become a full person, however Sora intervened, saying

"I will beat you at every turn
And keep you cursed with sideburn"

With that, Xaldin grew into an outrage, and kidnapped Belle, as he was hoping it'd get the Beast to give up his heart, to make Xaldin no longer teased for his sideburns. However Sora came chasing and said.
"Xaldin has two pieces of the pie
Because of this you shall all die"

With that a battle ensured, where Xaldin was soon defeated, but when he was defeated, he became a new person, a person without sideburns and no one could tease him again as he ran about the garden in perfect happiness and solitude. The end.

 

I like my story better :P

 

Shh I made it up off the spot ):

 

I liked both stories. :3

 

o.o *blink*


*Wont be able to sleep tonight*

 

Oooops my bad

 

See! your story scared Mari D<

 

Yeah the sideburns scare me. ;_;

THEY BURN.

 

Hmm....

I already know someone with huge sideburns DX
So the story doesnt really scare me...

 

It's hilarious to me. XDDDDD

 

o.o Coulda asked me to make you a story >> << >> It would've had yaoi in it? =D?

 

Should have made beast a n00b
"RAWR!!!11one I WILL LIEK TEH KILLZORZ JOO!!!11one RAWR!!!11one"