You all ready for April 1st?

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  1. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Cause Conficker Worm is gonna **** all your **** up like a motha****a. This ***** don't play around
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Well this thread took all the fun out of my pranks.
     
  3. Tootsie coquí

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    I am getting mentally prepared for what my friend is planning.I know him so well that he'll come up with some shiit tomorrow ..which I won't believe .
     
  4. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    I would be, except I'm not at school tomorrow. Tuesdays, I'm there from 9am til 8pm, thus leaving time to execute our SUPERDEEDUPERUBERMEGAULTRAEPIC APRILFOOLSPLAN.
    My friends will have to go on without meh. T^T
     
  5. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Holy ****, am I getting trolled or do none of you seriously not know of the Conficker worm?
     
  6. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    i don't know what the **** this conficker worm is
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  7. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I know what it is...the guy behind it has like 1mil+ bounty over his head offered by microsoft.

    Thats some serious **** right there.
     
  8. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I'll tell people either Barak Obama or Stephenie Meyer are comming to our town.
     
  9. Destined Working for WDW

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    Duke Nukem?
     
  10. Explode Who?!

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    You're not alone >_> It tracks all of your keystrokes, so it can get your passwords/address/social security number/whatever. I hope the internet doesn't implode D:
     
  11. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    If you don't have the virus the April 1st then you'll be fine, if you do have it then what will happen is it will update on the 1st. It has been bred as a new form but it wont be released until tomorrow.

    To be completely honest, I am not worrying too much. If I have it then I have it, if I don't then I don't.

    Besides which, whilst it has the potential to cause major harm, I think to some extent it has been blown massively out of proportion. The internet is already full of nasty little monsters.
     
  12. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Um...I think I have it. HOW THE **** DO I GET RID OF IT!?!?!?!?

    It's slowly getting rid of all my icons.
     
  13. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    A few places say that if you think you have it there is a simple way to check, try to go to a security page like idk, Microsoft.com

    The worm blocks access to security sites, so if you can't get to those sites it is possible it is as a result of the worm (or some other form of malware). That means though you are also blocked from sites that give a download to let you get rid of it.

    As for how to get rid of it I have no idea. Sorry.
     
  14. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    So...kinda ignore it like you would the midget in your local neighborhood?
     
  15. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    I would strongly advise against just ignoring it >>
     
  16. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Watch out everybody, my friend just called me saying his virus protection thing picked up a file called "Con Test.dll" right in system 32. I'd advise everybody check to see if it's there since I'd assume that might be it.
     
  17. cronoking Chaser

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    Omg, gaiz I have nekkid pictures of ctr all over the place. How do I get rid of them? >:
     
  18. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    You send them to me >:
     
  19. Luka Deafening silence

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    Is it true it has been spreading since like october? D:
    I hard of it only like 2 weeks ago x.x
    I only hope i don't have it, my virus scans didn't say anything neither norton nor AVG.
    and goddamnit i hate viruses that are in the system32 file :v
     
  20. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Yep :D