You are now an Abnormally Small High School Girl.

As you wake up, you find that you are very cold. Because you were high as a kite the night before and the whimsical Comic Sans text on the convenient sign in front of you, your first assumption is that your are in an ill defined region of North Canada. It is snowing.

You want to do something about your situation, but a memory of what is presumably your name suddenly pops into your head, preventing you from proceeding until it is fully developed.

Enter Name>_

 

Bill Arena.

 

Carrie Jones

 

Still somewhat high, you decide that your name is Carrie Arena Jones. You do certainly hope that this is a delusion brought on by the massive amount of drugs you had the night before.

Carrie Arena Jones>_

 

>Make a snowman

>Copulate with said snowman

 

Why can't we be an abnormally buxom high school girl?

 

The above.

 

Find internet and go on KHV

 

Wrong section. This is supposed to be in The Playground.

 

Because you are still high as a kite, you decide that the best course of action is to build a snowman.

With the snowman complete, you feel like there is something missing. However, your suspiciously RPG-like inventory contains no items. As you almost turn to walk away, a Canadian Miracle occurs.

The snowman has come to life!
Snowman: I'm alive! Happy birthday!
In your altered state of mind you begin to notice that this snowman is sexually appealing and as a result has made you extremely aroused.

However, his lack of genitals prevent you from doing all sorts of nasty and undoubtedly very sexy things to him.

Status Effect Added
Extreme Sexual Arousal
Anything even remotely humanoid is now the hottest thing on the planet. Cure by spending the night in a Brothel.

You may be afflicted with up to six Status Effects at any given time. Any new status effects will push all Status Effects up one slot, causing Effect 1 to be removed and replaced by Effect 2, Effect 2 by Effect 3, and so on. Some Status Effects may be combined for either disastrous or highly beneficial consequences. This also frees up an Effect Slot.
Merely type the string:
>Effect.Combine.Effect1.Effect2

After this ordeal, you attempt to find the internet to go on KHV. However, you cannot find it because there is no computer in the vicinity.

Carrie Arena Jones>_

 

> Hitch a Ride into town using your very sexy legs.

 

>Make the snow turn yellow

 

>Make sure to bring the sexy beast of a snowman, what he lacks in organs he makes up for in wholesome charm.

 

You decide that the best course of action is to find a nearby town. Given that you are in an ill defined region of North Canada, you go in the direction that the sign in facing, but not before making the sexy snowman come with you in case he's not a drug induced hallucination.

Snow "Sexy Beast" Man added to party.

Before you leave, you get a strong urge to turn the snow yellow. You draw upon your magical abilities. Colours are meaningless to one such as you, as the bleak whiteness of the snow TRANSFORMS INTO A GLORIOUS SHADE OF YELLOW THAT LIGHTS THE WAY TO THE NEAREST TOWN!

Just kidding. You have no such powers.

After much traveling, you come upon a town gate that cannot possibly have been drawn to scale.

Carrie Arena Jones>_

 

>Equip the Snowman

>Take over the town

 

You attempt to equip the snowman, but fail. However, in the brief moments of physical contact you have with him, you discover that you have an ice fetish.

Proceeding to take over the town, you discover that the gate is locked. What to do?


Carrie Arena Jones>_

 

>Use the Snow "Sexy Beast" Man's head to bludgeon the gate down

>Failing that knock on the gate

 

>Use your Ice Fetish on the "should-be" snowy gate

 

Due to the previous molesting, the Snowman screams and runs in fear from you, no doubt emotionally scarred for the rest of his natural frozen life.

Snow "Sexy Beast" Man removed from party.

Thanks to the screaming, however, a man looks out of the window of the watchtower and opens the gate for the town's next potential rapist. Much to the man's confusion, you rub your body all over the snowy gate before going in.

Upon entering the town, you discover a variety of buildings which now seem to be more accurately depicted given your distance from them. One of them looks vaguely familiar.

Move>_