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  1. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    to find yourself in a dark room.

    A) Go north
    B) Sleep
    C) Turn on Light Switch
    D) Why?
     
  2. Amaury Chaser

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    Let's go with C.
     
  3. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    How will you do that?

    A) Look for Light Switch
    B) With my finger
    C) Go north
     
  4. Aelin Best Waifu

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    B, with my fingers
     
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    Ignore all previous decisions made and go north.
     
  6. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    With my finger.
     
  7. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    With your finger? OF COURSE! You'd use your finger to turn on the light switch, if you could find the bloody thing, which you can't, because it's dark! You're in a dark room, you can't see the light switch, unless your finger can see in the dark. Can it?

    A) My finger can see
    B) My finger is flipping you off
    C) My finger is normal
     
  8. Aelin Best Waifu

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    I will go with B again for this one
     
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  10. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You're flipping me off in the dark room? But I'm not IN the dark room, on you are in the dark room. You flip off the darkness. It doens't care. It's darkness. Maybe you should try crying. Maybe that would get you the attention you want.

    A) Weep
    B) I refuse to cry!
     
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    B .
     
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  13. Aelin Best Waifu

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    B, I don't cry
     
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    real men accept their emotions and cry.
     
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    CONGRATULATION! YOU AREN'T CRYING! Thank god! You might be stuck in the Dark Room with no hope of escape, but at least your face is dry, and you aren't blubbing like the sooky-lala your parents told me you are.

    A) Find Light Switch
    B) Weep
    C) Chuck pockets
    D) (Yes, this is an option)
     
  16. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Let's try c.
     
  17. Aelin Best Waifu

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    D, why not.
     
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    D because this adventure is pretty darn lame
     
  19. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    YOU AWAKE TO FIND YOURSELF IN A DARK ROOM!

    A) Go north
    B) Sleep
    C) Turn on Light Switch
    D) Why?

    I never said it was an adventure. i just said you awoke in a dark room.
     
  20. Aelin Best Waifu

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    I want to sleep, so B