You know what sucks?

Guh, iPad typos...

 

Just turn off autocorrect. It'll make your life so much easier

 

Oh yeah, agreed there.

 

That would be very useful around exam times >:3 Travel into the future, pick up the exam paper and travel back in time to actually sit the paper but you already know what it'll be on MWHAAHAHHAHA!

 

Papersitting is like babysitting but easier.

 

Yes, but with moer paper cuts in unwanted places ;-;

 

Moer paper cuts are just the worst kind, amirite?

 

Shuttup ;-; I have many typos and I am proud of all them! They are like my children xD

 

You mean like Moffat's children?

ahuehuehuehuehue

 

Moffat's children are words... brialliant words brought to life by the amazing cast and crew of the shows he runs! >:3 Of course he has human kids too...

You're just jealous!

 

Agreed. His brialliant words are brought to life!

 

No, Moffat's child is Eleven.

No, I'm just genuinely happy for you.
I'll be here with my RDJesus and leave you two alone. >:{3

 

But less embarrassing entertaining.

 

Sorry, meant to say it's a one way trip. So you can go eight to nine hours into the future, but you can't come back.
/sleeping

 

But I can already do that. It's called existing.

 

Alright, here's the last version of my statement. This should have all the revisions necessary for everyone to get the joke . . . *clears throat*

I already invented a time machine that will allow you to travel short distances into the future. There is one stipulation however, you can't return to the past. The upside is, you get to go into the future at the blink of an eye.

In case the joke still remains unclear, I'm referring to sleeping. And not sure if serious, or just being Key.

 

Everything is now clear : D I can do that too! Score! There was also this time slip last night and we lost an hour O.o some call it daylight savings but really it's time travel.

 

I remember one time a couple weeks ago when I woke up and looked at my clock to see that it was 11:45 PM-ish, then sat up in my bed a moment later to see that it was 2:17 AM. TIME TRAVEL!

 

God, I do that like all the time

Some people call it insomnia, I call it SCIENCE!!1!