You know you're obsessed with KH when..

..you pretend to seal a keyhole.
..you call a blond girl wearing white at your school Namine.
..You go to disneyland, and ask donald and goody (the costumes) "Where's Sora!?"
..you think goth people are part of Orginization XIII.
..You keep trying to get a keyblade.
..you rfeer do any characters in KH as "KH characters", even FF or disney ones.
..you tell your teacher your homework was stolen by dusks. (i should try that XD)

More?

 

LOL WIN.

You know you're obsessed when you wake up 4 out of 7 days a week screaming "KAIRI!"

Or...

When you go to take a sip of your drink and you see green numbers above your head.

Or...

You start stabbing black people with your car keys claiming they are heartless.
(was that racist? o.O)

Or...

When you hold your sword in Martial Arts class like Sora(or Riku) does in KH.

 

When you call someone named Alex, Axel.
(Lol, I do that.)

When you see a guy with long black hair and call him "Xaldin"

When you see a guy with brown hair and slurrs his words you call him "Vexen"

You go around trying to steal people's hearts

You claim that there are heartless lurking in the shadows

 

You make a keyblade out of a Guitar Hero box and half a roll of duct tape. That's me for ya.

But that's not the half of it, I try to unlock doors with it sometimes but sadly it doesn't fit.

 

You own a black trench coat similar to Organization XIII and wear it in the rain.

You can accurately hum every OST in sync with the music regardless of difficulty.

You can randomly quote any scene from the games including hand gestures and facial expressions.

You start taglining everything with "Got it Memorized?"

You name places of similar landscaping after KH worlds.

You suddenly acquire a fashion addiction to zippers.

You have tried to imitate Sora's High Jump, Aerial Dodge, Quick Run and Glide to the best of your ability by any means necessary.

You have hosted a Struggle tournament in your basement

You have tried to deliver mail on a skateboard... without getting off.

You claim a set of stairs has more steps than you counted earlier and see young blonde girls in white dresses by mansion windows.

 

..you steal pages of students' notebooks, claiming they are sheets from Ansems' report.

..You sneak a KH manga during class. ( i did that once, only with Nintendo Power..Fit in my History book well. XD)

..You refer to your car as a Gummi Ship.

..You use hair gel to make your hair like SOra's..and dress like him.

..or kairi if you're a girl

..You call your principal Ansem.

..You go into hot topic looking for Orginization 13 Coats.

..You go around looking for heartless.. in public, school etc. And try to seal the keyhole for your city.

man, this is good. I might have to try some of these soon.

 

You know you're obsessed when...

1.) You start calling your boyfriend or husband Riku or Sora (or whoever you like from kingdom hearts)
2.) You start calling a kingdom hearts character your squishie (guilty )
3.) When you dress like Sora everyday
4.) you start calling your two best friends Donald and Goofy

 

When you....

try to magically make sea-salt ice cream appear

Name the planets after the KH worlds

think your clothes will change to fit the setting

say quotes from the game everytime you talk

look for heartless

think that when someone says 'guy in a black cloak' you think of Organization XIII

Act out all of the scenes of Demyx, including movements. (I did that like....4 times already in front of my friends. xD)

 

You ALWAYS eat ice cream.

o__o Yell, "DANCE, WATER, DANCE!" when near any form of water.
Then you expect it to dance and attack people.

o__o You take a normal key, and squash ants with it.

You try to talk NASA into coloring their spaceships... and sticking gummy products on it.

After, you ask if you could tkae the spaceship to "other worlds."

o_o That's all I can think of for now.

 

1.When you start posting random drawings in your walls with no reason.
2.Everytime you watch a Disney villian start to yell "I freakin kicked your ***!"
3.Everytime you start running you start screaming "RUN RUN AWAAAY!"
4.Everytime you see a rapper in mtv quickly call him "Xaldin"
5.When your hair is defying the laws of nature
and thats it!
=3

 

Hehe.... you caught me...I'm addicted to Kingdom hearts dressing style. I have some clothes with zipers on it and that's because of Kingdom. When i go shopping i always look for clothes with many zippers. I don't get the stair thing ( haven't finish it yet ) but sometimes i think stairs has more steps than before. Also addicted in the songs.

Hehe i've also tried this one.

1. Everytime you see someone behave bad you start thinking about the darkness in someone's heart and the light in your.
2. When someone says pshyco you think of Vexen.

 

I DO THAT. XDDDDDD

When you look on eBay for moogles, and/or Ultima weapon recipe's.

 

You know you're obsessed when...

...you call Venn diagrams "Vexen diagrams" (referring to the panel in volume two of the KH:CoM manga wherein Vexen draws an amusing mental diagram while trying to figure out what to do after the Riku Replica runs away)

...you and a friend gave the Riku Replica a name and refuse to call him by any other moniker (Travis, if you're curious, and there is a real explanation. It's in my fanfiction)

...you bemoan the fact that no attractive guys on this world have silver hair.

...you once made your crush put on a blindfold to see how he looked with it on.

...after doing so, you demanded that your crush jump off a building.

...you constantly quote the games at any applicable moment.

...figure skating reminds you of a certain Nobody ("...reverse salchow with a triple axel...")

...you devised a new name system for the months based on their Nobody's number, and call the 13th of every month "Roxas Day".

...emo kids' hair makes you think of Zexion.

And the sad part is, every one of these applies to me.

 

when u stand in front of a door and expect to see the place name

 

When you go out and buy a bunch of stuff just to import the game.

 

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts when:

...you start chucking yourself off of the nearest building.

...you attempt to run up a wall.

...you scream "The GHOST TRAIN! OMG!" whenever you glimpse an Amtrak.

...you start doodling endless spiral staircases on your homework.

...your principal announces that you've broken the dress code for the fifth time this week by wearing excessive belts and/or short miniskirts.

...your dad demands to know why you're smelting his largest car key in the fireplace, and painting it to boot.

...you dream about black-coated people constantly following you.

...you add 'Got it memorized?' after every other sentence.

...you laugh maniacally and nonsensically whenever your parents mention taking you to Disneyland.

...you steal your little brother's toy Light Sabers and attempt to dual-wield them.

...you start trying to learn to be ambidextrous.

...you almost break your back attempting Dodge Roll (believe me, I've tried).

...you dye your hair red, blue, or silver and wear a black trench coat.

...you start gesticulating furiously whenever you talk.

...you start trying to cut your head open on purpose in hopes of getting a super-cool scar (ukali_rules takes no responsibility whatsoever for all concussions, injuries, and/or death resulting from this suggestion).

...you ask your parents if you can plant a sakura tree in your backyard.

...you constantly sign with the Nobody or Heartless insignia.

...you buy fifty gallons of anti-gravity hair gel and spend two days trying out styles in front of your mirror.

...you spend hours trying to throw cards in your room, aiming them at a large piece of paper with a giant dice drawn on it (and did I mention that the dice has Sora's head on it? LOL).

...you become inexplicably sadistic and sarcastic after playing KH: CoM.

...your next haircut brings the bangs into your eyes.

...you suddenly get scared of 'falling from the sky' every time you stand on the beach.

...you turn your head 180º whenever someone hums a tune somewhat similar to any KH gameplay music.

...your teacher tells you to write down anything that pops into your head, and everything you wrote down was related to something in KH.

...you snicker whenever someone says ANYTHING about "heart."

...your diary entries are patterned after the Ansem Reports.

...your art project is a wire sculpture, and you recreate the Organization dragon-machine... thingy. Whatever it's called.

...you whip out your older brother's guitar and shout "Dance, water, dance!"

...you come across an old childhood book featuring Donald Duck and Goofy and draw in a staff and a shield.

...you request sea-salt ice cream at the ice cream cart.

...you scream whenever you see a trapeze artist wearing silver. (AKA, Dusk)

...you bring a struggle bat to school when your coach specifically told you to bring a baseball bat for your team.

...you take Japanese in high school specifically to play KH2:FM+ (I'm planning to right now XD)

...you offer to share a carambola with someone.

And I have tried all of these things. T_T

 

everything has almost been said, sorry if i repeat some stuff

1) wearing a blindfold around your eyes with long silver hair

2) pretending other cars on the road are heartless ships

3) hitting fat people in the back to knock them up in the air (fat bandits + large bodies)

4) making sure that the statues you see are really, just statues

5) placing a card on a white door and expecting it to end up in some random place

6) sniffing the air to see if you can smell darkness

 

..walk into a karate place and ask for yuffie

..Call goth/emo kids heartless or OginizatioN XII members.

..everytime you get an error message, say "Stupid Computer!" and punch the keyboard.

..rent movies just because they were in a KH game.

..you refer to Emily Osment as "that girl that's thwe guy who plays sora's sister."

..call Hawaii the Destiny Islands.

..have people cally ou sora and your girlfriend kairi (or vice versa.)

..use KH lines in real life

..start calling people KH names. (did that the other day, clalled a kid Roxas for some reason.)

..ask your PE teacher if the class can play Struggle (or soemthing else from KH)

..think breakdancers are dusks

Umm, a bit off topic, but what's the name of the guy in KH2, from twilight town, that was the Struggle Referee? the (sorry if this is considered offensive) chubby?

 

If you...

-grease your hair up like Billy Idol, paint your guitar bright blue, and shout at innocent buckets of water
-Throw vinyls at imaginary heartless and nobodies. Attempt to set your mother on fire when she scolds you for breaking her discs.
-Fall backward into a pull to see if you'll end up falling out of the sky
-When a friend can't find the right key to their front door, whip out your keyblade
-Blame the darkness in your heart when this fails
-Assume Final Fantasy Victory Pose when it succeeds.

Wow, this is fun

-Stay away from emo kids in the library. They may duplicate themselves at will and attack you
-Refer to Christopher Lee as Ansem the Wise, Billy Zane as Ansem/Xehanort, Haily Joel Osment as Sora, and/or Jesse McCartney as Roxas (I'm guilty)
-You have to concetrate on the name Squall when playing/thinking of/talking about Final Fantasy VIII to avoid confusion with Leon
-You've posted on this topic with more than three reasons...