You know you're obsessed with KH when..

when you go to disney land dressed as sora with a homemade keyblade fighting captin hook

 

Erm...Yeah I am already obsessed with this game (series):
I remember a few years ago, I was in my math class and my math teacher was giving us a lot of homework. I got REALLY bored, and pissed at the same time so I stood up and said "Yo! You are giving us too much homewwork", and then I pulled out my house-keys, and then I said "There is no other explanation...YOU ARE A HEARTLESS!", and then it was DEAD SILENT. I sat back down, and we continued with our lesson.
Yeah, I think I am probably metally-abused-retarted-cool.

 

You know you're obsessed with KH when you always refer to Squall Leonheart as "Leon," even if you're playing FFVIII.

You also know you're obsessed if you order a haircut just like a KH character's.

And you're obsessed if you abuse your computer's keyboard in any way when it fails to work to your satisfaction- especially if you're doing it with a very large, clunky object.

 

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts when you buy several KH II Sora figures.

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts when your iPod has only Kingdom Hearts pictures.

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts when you suggest to your music teachers that you should learn Passion.

 

(Hey I have that x3 ^)

You know you are obsessed with kingdom hearts when all you can say is :" Got it memorised?". x3

 

^ LOL. I am very guility of doing that, hon.

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts when you try to make you family like Kingdom Hearts...and if that doesn't work, your cousins.

 

when you read all these replies like me duh!everyone on here will!At least thats wat i think lol

~~Namine~~

oh and i really wish it was:

~~Naminé~~

with that kind of e.OMG WHAT AM I SAYING IGNORE ME PLZ!

 

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts and Xigbar when your catchphrase is 'As if!'

 

"You start taglining everything with "Got it Memorized?"

*raises hand* I do that.:p

 

everytime u see a gay person call him marluxia
everytime you get your keys and put them in the keyhole you think that you are sealing the keyhole(lol i do that alot of times when i walk home from school)
everytime you run a track you feel like your running through the stairs of castle oblivion
whenever you see hojo from ff7 call him vexen xD
when you eat ice cream soda flavor popsicle your eating sea-salt ice cream

 

When all the websites in your history start with KH
or...
When you get pissed that e-bay doesn't have every single keyblade
or...
You have the exact same outfit in 5 different colors.
or...
You try to wear the exact same thing every day for a year.
or...
You think that by changing the colors of you clothes your friends will disappear
or...
The only games that you have for PS/PS2/GBA have either Disney, Final Fantasy, or Kingdom Hearts in their title.
or...
You dream that your watching someone else who you think has nothing to do with you killing people
or...
You make your hair defy gravity
or...
You secretly dye your best friends hair red, strap a Black trenchcoat to him/her, then start beating on him with a white and black key
or...
You put crabs/butterflies/mushrooms/necklaces on your house keys to think that they'll change color.

 

you know your obbsessed with kh when you realize your obbsessed with kh. oh what now top that.lol

 

during a meteor shower, you turn excitedly to the person beside you and say, "The door has opened, (name of person)! Now we can go to the outside world!"

you have a dream that you are in a ballet class taught by Demyx (I did. O.o; Axel was there too, and complaining because he was being made to put his foot up on the bar during stretches.)

i also dreamed once that Luxord was trying to take me to the Castle That Never Was, and he grabbed me but i cried and said i didn't want to go into the darkness. he said that we'd have to find another way to go then, so he got a pony and tried to dust off the rug on its back O.o it was so dusty that he decided to vacuum it, but the vacuum cord wouldn't reach so he asked if i had an extention cord. then i woke up. i have weird fruitloop dreams about KH;;

you know you're obsessed when you yearn for someone to share your obsession with (i do...sadly i have tried to get everyone i know into it but they all think KH is a stupid kiddie game....i'm all alone! T_T) and keep persisting to try to get someone you know into it.

 

I've seen loads of these types of topics lately, just replace the "KH" with
"Zelda"
"Runescape"
or
"Final Fantasy"

Anyway, these topics always seem to be popular so:

When you build a raft and try and sail down you local trying to escape your town, with only 3 mushrooms and some water for food and drink.

 

or when your in gym and you hold a tennis rakkit like sor or riku holds his sword

i know what its like all of my friends think it is a stupid idea and no one likes it

 

...If you make the characters into Miis.

(Those people you make in the Wii)

I tried it, and most of them looked good... xD

 

...you make KH fanfics non-stop
...you must get all Kingdom Hearts games
...you pretend your lightsaber is Xemnas' dual weapons
...you must get your hands on all the KH action figures
...you want to kill Namine and Kairi because they are with Roxas and Sora


I am guilty for the first 4. My friend does the 5th, she is a little too obsessed over Roxas and hates Namine adnd Kairi.

 

Waiting for someone to mention that.

When you blame Namine when you forget something
When you use so much Hair Gel your hair is rock solid
when you call some guy who looks like a girl Saïx (lol)
When you think stabbing yourself with your Car Keys will release your heart
When you call yoda, Mickey
When you call Mickey (in any disney movie) The King.
When you call your buddies Hayner,Pence and Olette
When you wear anything checkered or suddenly want to play checkers.
When you have completed everything in KH 1,2,COM,FM and FM+ known to man
When you draw like Namine
When you Quote even the smallest scenes/characters
When you want to sit on the couch but your friends are sitting there you yell "Move Aside!"
you try to command the water while in the shower.
when you have bought a KH game on release date (guilty... i was exited Okay?)
When you end every sentence with "Y'know"
all out of ideas....

 

When you wear anything checkered or suddenly want to play checkers.

What does that have to do with KH?

 

^ Prolly would have made more sense if you said you cosplay as Roxas 24/7.

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts when you day-dream in class that Organization XIII taught at your school.