You know you're obsessed with KH when..

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-You put a hand-made zipper onto your clothes that looks like Roxas' TT clothes zipper(guilty)
-You make Sea-Salt Ice Cream(Guilty)
-When you plan on naming your son Roxas(I'm thinkin' 'bout it...)
-When you make a Nobody of yourself(Guilty)
-When you randomly say 'Got it memorized?'(Guilty...)
-When you wear exact replica of Sora's necklace and chain thingie(Guilty...)
-When you feel like randomly killing people with the Keyblade(SO Guilty...)
-When you made a replica of the Kingdom Key(Guilty)
-When you made replica's of the Oathkeeper and Oblivion(In Progress)
-When you can sing the KH2 theme in japanese(I'm starting to worry about myself...)
-When you have Roxas & Sora "Squishies"(TOTALLY GUILTY!!!)

...Should I be worried?

 

-When you take your friend's item then throw it into the air then try to seal it.

 

How you know your obessed is:

1. You start looking for Organization XIII (caught doing it, hehe ^^)
2. You think whenver someone says, "Look!" you automatically think, "Heartless or Nobody!"
3. You think whenver someone says, "BURN" it's Axel trying to turn you into bacon.
4. You have wild dreams of battling monsters with Keyblades.
5. You start trying to seal your town's keyhole.
6. You thought you saw Roxas in Borders.

Number 1,2,3,4, and 6 I've all been caught doing (by my own self!!). I'm seriously OBSSESED.

 

guilty

I'm 100% guilty I do it all.

 

You officialy cosplay a kh character

make your own keyblades (I'm working on it)

see a black cat when walking to your car and chuck your keys at it shouting "you will not get to the keyhole"

Name your best friend riku

always wear black to anywhere (going on four years)

wear the same clothes more than a week

have an abnormal fear of shadows (use to)

 

That's kinda weird

But anyways if you pull out your keys and try to unlock people's hearts.

If you try to unlock a door with a random stick you say is a keyblade.

You have actually tried to look for your school's key hole and found it.

 

you know your obsessed with kingdom hearts when...

You paint yourself black and get yellow contacts to say your the anti sora.

You shoot a laser pointer at a keyhole and claim your unlocking it

You have a character on any online game with the name of a KH character

You name your child a KH name (but seriously who names there BOY kid sora... well thats square enix for ya)

You go to school and start a fight and u look troubled when you wave your arm a round and theres no key blade

Your computer crashes and you start hitting it with a cardboard key blade

You where a trench coat when you play guitar hero.

You where clown shoes

You take huge steps

You never stand still u always move back and forth


and thats all folks :p

 

Crap...I'm naming my kid Roxas...does that count? -.-

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts when you go to the beach and look for Demyx.

 

You're obsessed when you...

-Gather together thirteen people and make an "Organization XIII 2"
-Go around poking people in the heart and telling them you have their heart.
-{if you're a guy}Call your girlfriend Kairi and your best friend Riku
-Go around saying "Dance, Water, Dance!" (I do!)
-Start a youtube account based off of Kh2 (I have..)
-Get spurs from wheels then go around hitting people with them and saying "BURN!!!!"
-Buying a sitar and making it look like Demyx's
-Chop off flower petals and use them when you enter a room (like throw them around and such)
-Become obsessed with turning your friends into dice.

That's all I can think of. XD​

 

...when you look at the moon and repeat Xemnas' line.

...when you think any dude with dreadlocks is Xaldin.

...when you say "As if" after anything you saythat is obvious.

...when you pretend that you are Luxord when you are playing solitaire.

...when you yell "Dance water, dance" while splashing someone in a pool.

...when you light circlular things on fire like Axel's weapon.

...when you start throwing rocks at people like Lexaeus.

...when you go berserk whenever you see a full moon.

...(this applies to me) when you're working Lazer Runner at your workplace and run around sniping off little kids for fun, and when you need to recharge or reload you yell "R for RELOAD/RECHARGE !!" (true story).

 

-You know you're obsessed with KH when you post something on the ''You Know you're Obsessed With Kh When...''threads

 

You also know that when you watch KH on YouTube.

 

You pwn your friends with your "keyblade"

You ask a 50 year old man if he wants to see your "keyblade"

 

You keep saying stuff like "got-it-memorized?" *rolls eyes*

 

You know you're obsessed with KH when:

-you do a Zexion pose whenever you're thinking
-you refer to your friends in roman numerals. "Come here, numer XXIV!"
-you wag your finger when you spell
-you call your bathroom "The Bathroom That Never Was."
-you never heard of the world 'deplorable' before COM...but it's now a permanent part of your vocabulary

 

Actually, my boyfriend's name is Richard... I would call him Riku since Rick is Riku in Japanese... only, he doesn't go by Rick... his dad does; that's a little too interesting for me.

When you...
- Expect to buy either Sea Salt Ice cream or a Paopu Fruit at the beach
- Name your pets after KH characters
- Call spikey, blond-haired guys Cloud
- Heh... cosplay as a KH character! (I'll see a lot of this summer at my local convention!)
- Keep a journal on you constantly and record every event that happens of everyday

All I can think of for now!

 

lol

You expect the heroes in movies to whip out a keyblade when they are being attacked. :o

 

... i'm obsessed

-i called a girl named karla, kairi
-i yelled 'shut up sora!' to a person that was bugging me (only similarity was there name started with s)
-i run around with friends yelling out random quotes
-i always point out things like 'OMG THAT DUDE HAS AN X ON HIS FACE, HE LOOKS LIKE SIAX!!!' or 'THAT GUY HAS A WRIST BAND LIKE ROXAS'!!! I WANT IT!!!'
-i sometimes stare at a goth or emo or whatever they call themselves thats at my school thinking they look like Zexion
- i draw kh charecters EVERYWHERE

and some more that i don't feel like typing

 

You get your parents hooked onto it(My dad likes Vexen and Xigbar)

When you hold a book,you try to trap people in it and make them do your mindgames.(guilty.Then my brother reminded me that he wants to be Zexion)

 

You know you're obsessed with KH when:

1. You name your pet Sora, Riku or Roxas
2. You form a gang with 13 people (12 boys and 1 girl) and name it Organization XIII
3. You try to claim hearts for your own
4. You have the dream to visit other worlds
5. You wear a black robe/cape 24/7
6. Have lots posters of the KH Characters in your room
7. Always end with the "Got it Memorized" catchphrase after you are done speaking.
8. You form an anagram of your name with an "X" added to it.
9. You have nothing but the KH Soundtrack on your MP3 Player/Ipod

and

10. You want a Keyblade for your Birthday xD