You know you're obsessed with KH when..

When someone is in front of you while you're biking and you yell out "MOVE ASIDE!!!" "BE GONE!!!!"
When you see someone that looks like you and you call him your nobody.
When you go around fat people to hit them with your so called "Keyblade".
When you ask people to punch you until you hear sirens, and you run up a hill killing bees with a feather.
Damn, got it memorized is a cool phrase. (I know it's been mentioned alot, but this is the damn truth. I bet almost everyone has done it.)
In order to talk to people there must be a green triangle on them.
You get a silver tombstone and you write Axel with two chakrams on it, and you cry. Seriously, why did he have to go!

 

You are obsessed when you...

-Start an Axel Appreciation group
-Start wearing excessive amounts of hairgel
-Draw little lines on your face under your eyes
-Say "Got It Memorized?" after stupid comments

-Call fat kids Pence
-Own everything that could be made having to do with KH2.
-Ditched going to see Harry Potter to play KH2.

Got it memorized?​

 

'calling fat kids, Pence' -__-

Right...

...you nickname Pokemon from a Pokemon game after Kingdom Hearts characters.

 

Some ideas...

I've something here, wonder if they are any good:

1. You start to dye your hair like Riku or Xehanort and leave it long....
2. You looked at airplanes or rockets thinking that they are Gummi ships....
3. You called any red-haied girl Kairi...
4. You ate ice-cream, and tell your friends that you are eating a sea-salt flavoured ice-cream....
5. You will buy any KH manga, merchandise or novel in stores (Even they are expensive of rare)....
6. When you bath, you will start singing the songs that are sang in Atlantica and you would want to sing like Ariel, Sora, Donald or Sebastian.... (Even if soap water came in contact with your mouth...
7. During PE class you would try using one of the hanging ropes and move like Tarzan....
8. YOu would want to call security guards wearing black as Organization XIII members, and students wearing black coloured uniforms as Heartless...

Hope you like it! :)

 

1)When you grab a guitar and shout "Dance Water Dance!" and hope for water forms of yourself to appear.(Guilty)

2)When you wear all white and try to hover like Final form does.

3)You refer to your 3 best friends as "Sora! Donald! Goofy!" or "Hayner! Pence! Olette!"

4)You call a friends twin their nobody or heartless(Guilty)

5)When you throw cards at people and hope they die.

6)When you wear all blue and try to slide everywhere like Wisdom form.

7)When you stick your key in the floor and say "Power!", hoping a summon will appear.

8)When you stick a huge purplish wing to your right shoulder and dye your hair grey and change your name to Sephiroth.(Then again you can do the same if you were obsessed with FF)

9)When you say that each FF character is an original Kh character.

10)When you hear the word war, you think about the Keyblade War.

 

Whenever you hear Ze-I mean Sexy back,you think of Zexion and Hips don't lie goes for Axel.XD

 

-You jump off a building with a blindfold on.
-you reach for a door and yell "Kingdom Heats!fill me with the power of Darkness!"
-You see a spiky-haired kid with brown hair and hug hims saying."OMG Its Sora!!!"
-You act all Emo-ish during June.(XD)
-You get agitated easily in July.
-You wonder why August isn't the start of Summer
-when you go up to your friends and say "Hey you guys are looking lively."(GUILTY!!!)
-everytime you see a mummy you scream into the sky.
-You convince everyone into calling you Rosa(Girl) or Sky(Boy).(I'm thinking of doing that)
-Everytime you wake up and forget a dream you say "a scattered dream thats like a far-off Memory.a Far-off Memory thats like a scattered dream."(guilty)
-You pronounce Roxasu like Roxas-kun.(GUILTY!)
-You have a dream of you and Sora Kissing.(GUILTY!)
-You say "In the Name of the Moon,I shall punish you!"when people ask if you'r imitating Sailor Moon,you say their only half right.(GUILTY!!!!XD)
-Everytime you hear Fergalicious you think of Xigbar.(Guilty.)
-Everytime you wield a book you say "Look,I'm Zexion!Fear me,I have LITERATURE!!"(I might do that.XD)
-When its really hot out you say Axel is controlling the sun.
-You say "I see dea-no thats Sora's line."
-You dress up as Axel and start dancing to Hips Don't Lie.
-Everytim you don't believe someone you say "As If!"
-Either you don't talk at all or you don't talk much.
-When you look at your dog you make sure its not a dusk
-You dress in a black cloak and swing some stcks around like Roxas in Deep Dive.(I might just do that)
-you try to attack people with cards
-Y o u s t a r t t o r a m b l e a n d t a l k s l o w l y l i k e X e m n a s.
-Everytime you do something wrong you say "I told them they were sending the wrong guy!"
-You read a greting card to your friend by "If the subject fails to respond,use agression to liberate his true disposition"
-You say "For the Love of Kingdom Hearts!"(Guilty)
-You say "Holy Oblivion!"(Guilty)
-You lauh everytime someone says "Oh for petes sake"(Guilty)
-You say "Jiminy crickets!" more often.(guilty)
-Everytime you wake up you say you've been asleep for a year.
-You sing KH-related songs in the shower.(Guilty)
-You wear a white dress while drawing pictures.
-Everytime you get more winter you say "Darn you,Vexen!"(I might do that.XD)
-You wonder why April showers bring may Flowers when Demyx month is September and Marluxia month is November.(Guilty)
-March is your least favorite month.(GUILTY!)
-You say the month you ere born makes your personality.(Guilty.I have a hyper personality because I was born in September)
-You call your little brother Edym/Myde/Medy/Dyme/whatever when he acts hyper.(I might do that.)
-You hate stairs and wonder why Castle Oblivion didn't have Elevators.(Guilty.XD)
-You have a squel attack everytime you hear a qoute from Sora/Riku/whoever you like from Kingdom Hearts.(Guilty)

 

You know you're obsessed with KH when you hang around with a duck & a dog.

 

·make a DVD playable disk of all KHII FMV's
·rip KHII 3D files in the intent of making Sora dance
·post an official picture of Kairi's underwear

 

- You constantly watch KH videos on youtube.
- You buy a KH necklace and wear it all the time. (Wearing it now :D)
- Whenever you hear 'ooo sexy' you think of Axel. (Damn you KH stupid files! D: )
- You stand like Sora with you arms behind your head.
- You pretend keys are keyblades.
- Whenever someone says "Kingdom of Hearts" you automaticly scream "KINGDOM HEARTS!!"
- You always manage to say something KH related in conversations.
- Whenever have a pen you write the number of your fave Organization member on your hand. (I always write VIII on my finger >.<)
- You change your favourite colour to match your fave KH characters hair colour. (Mine is now red xP)
- You put songs from KH on your ipod and listen to them before you go to sleep hoping that you will dream of KH. (Still hasn't worked >.<)
- You have a photobucket account dedicated to KH pics (Heh..^^')
- You make a background covered in KH pics.
- You make your own AMV.
- If you see "Kingdom of Hearts" written anywhere, you cross out the of and write "IT'S KINGDOM HEARTS!" (Heh I saw KHII in a catologue, it said Kingdom of Hearts. ^.^')

 

My favortie Colors will always be Orange and Yellow.
Yellow;Blonde=Roxas and Naminé.^-^
Orange-Sometimes Sora's hair looks Orange to me.O_o

 

- You get totally annoyed telling your sister that Sora and Roxas don't look nothing alike, except the fact they have blue eyes! (One day, she better tell the difference!)
- Whenever 'Sexy Back' is playing, you always say "Get yurr Zexion!" over "Get your sexy on." (Guilty as charged.)
- Whenever you have chalk you always draw crappy Namine styled drawings on the sidewalk. Or the Sora and Kairi picture. ( Heh.)
- Have an urge to call your older brother 'Demyx' because his frohawk looks like a mullet. (WHY DOES HE HAVE A MULLET HEAD?! WHY?!)
- All your clothes must have a zipper, hood, straps, and over-sized pockets on them. Yes, even zippers on your shoes.
- Force your grandma to tell you a story about the keyblade war.
- Give a blonde boy a swirly to see if his hair ends up coming out like Roxas' hair. (Hey, Roxas does have swirly hair!)
- You now pick Pirates over ninjas, because Sora made them look cool.
- Plan to take over Disney World someday. (One day, is someday, and someday is one day.)

I'll have more planned.

 

-When you ask the mickey at Disney world WTF happened to Riku.
-When you say you are a member of Org XIII
-When someone talks about keys and swords, and say they should make a weapon called a KeySword you yell at them saying "IT'S A KEYBLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-When you get a pet duck and name it donald.
-When you tape a key do a stick.
-When you take a stick and swing it hoping it will turn into a keyblade.
-When you put a dog in a bag and ride it till the bag comes undone.
-When you go to a skyscraper in the rain and try to run up it.

 

when I get to disney land I'm instantly gonna scream "where's Sora and Riku?!"
XD

 

When you do Adobe photo-shopped pictures of the game characters heads on other games' characters.(guilty.I've done that on Organization XIII!I made them the dudes from ninety-nine nights!)

 

1. You laugh at the song hips don't lie and comment on how hot Axel looked while singing it. (guilty

2. You think hips don't lie is actually sung by Axel. (you mean it's not?)

3. Any time you walk past an open door you strike a dramatic pose and say "the door, has opened." (guilty)

4. You scour local fruit stands in search of paopu fruit. (guilty)

5. You've dyed your hair to look like a character. (guilty, I have silver hair, although it's not for a KH character, but a FF VII AC one)

6. You can actually say you've done the things on these lists. (VERY guilty)

:D

 

MEEEEEEe

1) You read this thread.
2) you do some of these
3) you wake up claming that there is a heartless attacking you when its your older bro sitting on u
4) Every thing you see makes you think of KH
5) When mowing the lawn youu pick up a stick and attack thin air in akh fashion

 

Could it possible be......Kadaj?I wish I could say I've done these things. They seem fun. But my absolute KH obsession is hidden in life outside my home :( It's very upsetting keeping it secret.
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u have a dream when u are sora with a camera above your head and u see your face with a green line around it


u buy a keyblade online and pretend to fight hotrods (your dads car)


u buy clouds sword and pretend to talk to sora and try to beat up sethiroth (your grandma with a long walking stick and long grey hair)

 

i know im obsessed

i have more signs to show ur obsessed (all of them apply to me)

1. you know the names of all the keyblades (in KH 1 and 2)
2. you try to make all of the keyblades out of foam
3. you go on this website 24/7
4. you know the names of all of the heartless and nobodies
5. on your free time you pretend to shoot fire out of faom keyblades
6. you have the song "sanctuary" (forwards and backwards) on your ipod
7. you think black chihauhau's look like shadows (kind of heartless)
8. U dress up as roxas and sora with foam keyblades
9. moogles are one of your favorite animals
10. you wish there was a kingdom hearts show.

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