You know you're obsessed with KH when..

When you recite your country's pledge,at the part of Regardless of race,language or religion,you accidentally say "Regardless of Warnings."(Simple and Clean.I am soooooooooooo guilty!)

 

This is the only one I've got, but this one happened to me quite recently.

--You have a dream that Xemnas is your friend, and he wants you to join Organization XIII. (And then your alarm wakes you up. lol.)

 

- When you get your house keys and make a big deal out of sealing the keyhole (Like do all the actions sora does...lol)
- When all you talk about is _______ << Favourite character goes here
- When you make a kingdom key and a heartless out of paper then kill the heartless with the keyblade

 

1.) You start worshiping mice.
2.) You give your duck mage robes and a staff.
3.) You give your dog armor and a shield (And train him to hold it).
4.) You ask old men if they've gotten their revenge.
5.) You avoid flowers.
6.) You name keys after Keyblades.
7.) You give people with surfer-dude accents eye patches for their birthdays.
8.) You start fighting someone then say you got the data you needed and run off.
9.) Every time you're about to do something reckless, you say to the person who's trying to stop you: "My heart is telling me what I must do... Please allow me to do what it says.".
10.) You replace swords from suits of armor with keys, put horns and a visor on their helmets, and paint the armor trim either red, blue, or yellow (I'm not sure if Ven's trim is really yellow).

 

I'm a KH obsessed fan because......
-I copy the KH cast's moves(Everyone of them. I tried doing Goofy's run and i looked stupid :P)
-My school pocketbook is full of kh stuff like I wrote Kairi's letter, this list, the schedule of the Org. XIII months and Roxas' Day
-I memorized every scene of KH
-I use scene quotes and battle quotes in my daily life
-Everytime I go to Baskin Robbins, I always order Sea-Salt ice cream(and it was salty AND sweet)
-This website is my "usual spot"
-I always dream and daydream Riku<3
-I daydream that I was in the game(and made my character a different name "Hitsuki" and it means sun and moon ^^)
-I know how to write in Japanese Sora, Riku and Kairi(still memorizing on Namine)
-I know every weapon in the game
-I owned every game(the KH and Final Mixs)
-I memorized every character in the game
-When I go to Tokyo Disneyland, I ask Donald and Goofy where's Sora in Japanese and King Mickey where's Riku(haven't really done this but I will cause I'll be going to Tokyo Disneyland in Axel's Month)
-I called my keys Oblivion, Oath Keeper, Ultima Weapon and Kingdom Key
-I have KH music in my iPod and hear them till I sleep then dream about KH(once I listened to Roxas' theme and I dreamed I witnessed Riku and Roxas fight and Axel's T_T)
-I read every page of this thread
-I know the order of the numbers and the names of the Organization XIII before I played KH(maybe like 2-4 months before?)
-My profile design and username and passwords in my accounts are connected to KH
-My subscriptions in Youtube are KH AMV and Parody makers
-I mostly watch KH in Youtube
-I make KH AMV'S(and got wild like Saix when my movie maker can't save my project:yelling:)
-My lucky colors are the colors of the KH cast's hair
-I tried Namine's, Yuffie's, Fuu's, Larxene's(without the antennas) and Kairi's hair(next time I will try Olette's!)
-I memorized Simple and Clean, Sanctuary, Hikari, Passion and Atlantica songs in Japanese(still memorizing English)
-I sing Atlantica songs and said Dance, Water, DANCE!!! while taking a bath
-I say BURN BABY!!! while cooking and boiling water:P
-I unlock keyholes like Sora
-I poke and stab things with my key
-I liked Disney because of KH
-I desperately want Miyu Irino's(Sora), Miyano Mamoru(Riku) and Tetsuya Nomura's autograph!!!
-I put Miyu Irino's songs in my iPod(still finding his song Thanks(i think) can anyone help me?)
-I blame Axel cause it's too hot, Demnyx cause it's too rainy, Larxene cause it's thundery, Xaldin cause of the strong wind, Vexen cause it's very cold, Marluxia cause there are too many plants in our school and we need to clean the fallen leaves >.<, Lexeaus cause there are many rocks while I'm biking to school
-I hold playing like Luxord
-I write KH symbols in my hand
-I respect rats and call them "Ousama"(Japanese for Your Majesty)
-I use Riku's taunting lines when I taunt
-My Photobucket album is full of KH pics

GOT IT MEMORIZED???

I think that's all. I'm tired of typing!!!:action-smiley-057:

 

When you:

-use (or try to use) the voice of a KH character. (that would be cool..I kinda do)
-you claim your number 14 in the Orginazation
-your sketch pad is filled with Kingdom Hearts ( he..he..thats me)
-you only wear zipper clothing
- you accidentaly call your friend Tyler Hayner
-You dye your hair like Zexion's, Ansem, or Riku or Axel
-Your notebooks are filled with KH lines
-Your notebook is filled with heartless and nobody symbols(me again)
-When your friend says "Let's ask her/him if she wants to eat with us." then you say "why" Then your frind says "he/she is eating with nobody" then you blurt out "which one?"....I did that today and my friend said I was waaaaayyyyy too obsessed^_^she wasn't so happy about it...
-people look at you and say "it's that guy/girl from Kingdom Hearts!!!"
-You covered your whole room, notebook, sketch pad,etc. with KH photos
-Get a card case and fill it with KH photos ( I do it--when I shake it around me I have good luck!^_^ )
-when you blink you see KH characters or a scene from KH (happened to me-A LOT OF TIMES)
-When everything is silent then a voice tells you "got it memorized?" or other famous lines in KH(happened to me too)
-you can sing "Under the Sea" in Sora's voice (me again)
-you memorize Kairi's letter and write it in loads of your notebooks (me again)
-you can recite all the KH characters' names (he..he...thats me)
-your i-pod is filled with KH songs and theme songs ( hi!!! My i-pod is filled with it)
-you grab your keybalde-like keychain and start unlocking "hearts"--you can say a diary of your older sister
-you never leave your kingdom hearts handbook--you even bring it to school (you can also say...i do that)
-you know all their lines by heart (I'm starting to...just a bit more)
-you call your friend Roxas Sora
-You call a person named roxas roXas but the x was actually pronounced as an H(that's what I did...in class!!!plus, the one whose name was with Roxas was my teacher--my best friend gave me a look...oops)
-when you paint your finger nails black and add KH nail art to it ( i want some!!!--if there were such thing)
-You start being emo because you are a Zexy-fan {whistle--whistle}
-you understand Japanese only in KH (weirder if your not even 1/8 japanese or something!)
-You call all keys keyblades (almost)
-You call an ordinary lock a keyhole(sometimes)
-every time you go to a beach you claim your in destiny islands
-if you find a key on the floor you start looking for a dude named Sora or Roxas
-when your in school the only thing in your mind is KH (he..he..)
-you claim your a nobody so no one will ever hurt you
-before you sleep you listen to Kh music for sweet dreams...ahhh(thats me^_^)
-You have every single KH game (KH2,KH1,Chain of memories....) and memorize every single line in all he games and never get mixed up---WOW!
-When you have writing practice you write all the names from Orgi. 13
( he...he... )
-when your friend comes over your in the computer in KH-vids.net then she does something for an hour or two and finds you still there in the site ( that happens--once I stayed here for soo... long about 3-5 hours^_^)
-This site is where your bestfriend will find you (true...)
-Like what deep_dive101 said " I like Disney cause of KH" I agree when a movie like little mermaid, aladin plays my mind says "where's SOra?!?"
-I memorize Simple and Clean & Sanctuary by heart, still memorizing Hikari and passion(japanese)
-I never watch videos that abuse KH^_^
-I have this folder in my families computer ( ihave my own but I still use it) It filled with over 45 pics of KH I dunno if I past 55...
-I barely search anything else in youtube but KH
_ I practically memorize who voiced who
-somtimes the only reason why i go to the net is because of KH (ok you can say most of the time)
-Your in google or something--instead of searching for school related stuff you search for KH (....ashamed...not really...it's for a good reason...)
-I goof around in tennis when it's break time and I use my tennis raqcuet as a keyblade(once I used two and held it exactly how Roxas held it--same goes for SOra's position)
-In the bathroom I always sing KH...
-My hair color is like Sora's under the sun--just with natural highlights which are somtimes barely seen
-If I layered my hair and had blue eyes I'd look like a girl version of Sora or a Kairi with brown hair or Zexion with long (not to long) brown hair( cause my eyes always cover an eye and my eye kinda looks like his but If i grew my hair longer(not layered) I'd look like a Riku with Brown hair and eyes^_^

that's all i can think off---most of them happened to me...A LOT ^_^
my hands are so.... sore!!! T.T
It was for a good reason......

 

When you cosplay
When you buy replica weapons

That is all I got.

 

When people continually find ways to explain reasons as to why they are obsessed with KH.

 

-You picked up the Japanese language from playing Re: CoM too much(Is VERY guilty)
-You read too many Crack!Pairings fan fiction
-You make the organization go into other games and try to find appropriate theme songs for them
-Whenever someone says Flowers are for sissies,you reply:Flowers are manly!
-You say "Got is memorized!"all the time!
-You call Zexion and ROxas your nephews or younger brother
-You claim that you are Larxene's other(Guilty!It's because of my name!Take out the O replace it with an X and tell me what you get!Eleanor)
-You want Vexen to teach you science and maths(Is VERY guilty!Proud Vexen fangirl over here!) Luxord to teach you French or English,Zexion to teach you literature,Lexeaus to teach you during gym class,Demyx during music,Marluxia to teach you how to make your own garden,Larxene for Kung-Fu classesmAxel for cooking classes,XIgbar-Archery, Xaldin-Arts and Crafts(Think of all the things you can do with the spears!), Saix-Counselling(There will be chaos I tell you!) and Xemnas as your principal.

 

dunno is this his been said but

wounder if you have a nobody

wounder if your a nobody (<<<so me!)

 

When you:

1)Take your guitar and pretend that you're Demyx.
2)Dream every night about Kingdom Hearts.
3)Think that your friends are KH characters.
4)Dress up as KH character and go out.
5)Play KH music at your guitar.
6)Try to seal a keyhole with a stick or a common key.

 

When you're in a play and you have a weapon you try all the stances of Riku, Sora and others.

Whenever you get on the computer you're on kh-vids or something else KH related

Your internet homepage is the KH official site.

Whenever you see Mickey Donald or Goofy you wonder where Sora is.

When you are watching a Disney film thats in Kingdom hearts you think Sora will come in any minute now, even though you know he won't.

 

When you refer to a stick, pole ext. as a keyblade
When you ask for a potion insted of water
When you are
When your friends say you are.
When you need KH or you go berzerk

 

...When you have fantasies about one of the characters in love with you or you witness a pairing you ship (or is canon) and the fantasy can be from totally fluff to extremly adult (I'm guilty of the highest mark for Soriku fanatsies that could make any fangirls of it have nosebleeds).

 

ive done that SO MANY TIMES!

 

-You start whacking people with your housekey yelling "Feel the wrath of the Keyblade!!!"
-You start freaking out whenever you hear the word Nobody
-You spell something out, then automatically say "Got it memorized?"
-You've analyzed every single aspect of the Organization, including which Pokemon they would be, what they would do on a date, what music they would listen to. (Oh! Just so you know, Demyx is definitely a New Wave fan, and Zexion obviously likes screamo.)
-Whenever you go on the computer, you think you're going to anger the MCP
-Whenever you go on the computer, you hope you're going to anger the MCP so you can meet Tron.
-You've become a computer geek since playing Space Paranoids.
-You read the little talk bubbles out loud.
-You notice just how much you sound like Sora when you read the little talk bubbles out loud.
-If you're a girl, you suddenly love all of Jesse McCartney's music because he was Roxas.
-If you're a guy, you suddenly decide to watch Heroes because Hayden Pannettiere's in it, and she was Kairi. (I guess that would go for girls, too)
-If you watch Jungle Book 2, you scream, "SORA!!!" when Mowgli talks.
-You pretend you live in Castle Oblivion sometimes.
-You call your teacher the Superior. (Haven't done it yet, but I'm gonna!)
-You're seeing if you do any of these.
-You're quite happy when you find all the stuff you do.

 

When you draw an Axel version of yourself and put it on your band binder because the show is fire themed. And on the other side you have a picture of the Axel version of yourself shooting fire and scaring everyone in band. I'm guilty of this as charged! Got it memorized?

 

My God, wow The red words I high-lighted are the stuff I say or do.

 

Hehe...I've done that one....
And these:

.::When you use your keyblade necklace to try and destroy the Heartless and Dusks in your room::.
.::When you spend endless hours on the internet trying to find the PERFECT seasalt icecream recipe::.
.::When you beg your mom for the Sims 2 for the computer because you want to download the KH sims and make yours (which happens to look just like you) make out with one of em -^^-::.

 

Okay, i'll give this a try (90 % of this has happened to me)

You know you're obsessed with KH when ...

--Someone starts talking to you and you see a talk bubble above their heads (Believe it or not, THat's happened with my Dad)

--You and your friends walk around quoting random Kingdom Hearts phrases.

--You start calling your guitar a sitar

--You threaten to kill someone with your keyblade, chakram, sitar, claymore, etc.

--You go to the ice cream parlor and ask if they have any sea salt ice cream