You know you're obsessed with KH when..

...You download every single video regardless of importance from KH-Vids.

...Your favourites list is completely filled with sites on Kingdom Hearts and fanfiction.

...Every single AMV you've made is on Kingdom Hearts and has to do something with Sora/Riku/Kairi/Roxas/Axel/Organization XIII.

 

You know you're obsessed with KH when...

...every time you see scuff marks on the floor, you urge all your friends to jump together around it.

...you run maniacally down long, winding roads for no apparent reason.

...you try jumping into the ocean with all your clothes on.

...you get a special aversion to blond-haired girls wearing black and carrying scissors. (Believe it or not, I died LOTS on Larxene in KH:CoM).

...you mutter curses to Xaldin whenever the wind blows particularly strongly.

...you wear giant dorky yellow shoes to school.

...you name your new brown kitten Sora.

...(continued from last one) you give your new brown kitten Sora a toy carved like a Keyblade.

...y o u s l o w d o w n y o u r s p e e c h k i n d a l i k e X e m n a s.

...you meet up with your arch-nemesis, say, "And here I thought we could be friends..."

...you pick a lot of flowers, strip them of their petals, and then scatter those petals whenever you pull off your hood.

...you suggest that your family start celebrating Lunar New Year... a night on which you can observe and appraise the moon in all its power... (that's me!)

...you compare every other video game to KH.

...you carry a stick/struggle bat/wooden sword at all times.

...you own a collection of blue marbles that you call 'Roxas's Stuff.'

...you spell "money" wrong ("munny") on all your spelling tests, checks, and/or envelopes. You're asked why you spell as well as Winnie the Pooh.

...you mistakenly call your father "Superior."

...you number off your siblings and call them Number One and Number Three for the rest of their lives.

...you can't resist adding a heart as the background of your latest art project.

...you go up to the nearest costumed "Princess" at Disneyland and say, "Purest of all hearts, help me open the DOOR TO DARKNESS!"

...(continued from last one) or, similarly, you run up to a costumed Mickey and shout, "Hey, Your Majesty! Show me your golden Keyblade!"

...you start wearing your father's cologne in hopes you'll "smell" the same.

...you read the word "vexed" as "Vexen" and "soar" as "Sora."

 

...you post on this forum and have over 1000 posts *that'd be me*

...Roxas is your bishie.

...You name your golden retriever, Roxas.

...You get another golden retriever except female and name her, Namine

*WOOT! 1000 POST! OH YEAH!*

 

-when you dream your kissing sora, roxas and riku on the world that never was
-when you wanna get a haircut that looks like kairi or sora
-when you imagine that you have a keyblade in your hand
-when you think that a plastic toy sword will be a keyblade after one hour
and
-when you think that a mango is a paopu fruit
-sadly, these happened to me

 

-when you dream about Cid *shudders* swearing at Sora *sighs in relief*

-when you imagine kissing Kairi/Namine

-when you imagine that you'll get a Keyblade

-when you are with two friends and a bully, you attempt to Drive into Final Form.

-when you think wearing large yellow shoes is cool.

 

-when you look at disneyland and wonders that there's no KH ride on it

 

A funny one:
When you see one of your teachers in school wearing a silver ring and has carved on it numbers from 1 to 13 in latins, exactly like organizations, and you think he is an org. member.
I just noticed that yesterday and my teacher gave me this weird look. It was creepy... I think his a member....

 

( I've done all of these things)

- Name your cat Kairi

- Want the sims to make a KH version

- When you're watching a disney movie and you talk to the TV asking how sora is

- When you download all of the KH songs, including background music and put it on your ipod

- when the only video/movies on your ipod are KH

- when everything on your computer has to do with KH, including screen name, desktop background, e-mail adress

 

I'm that person!

-when the only thing you can draw is KH, yesh i did that, twice!

 

Many of these has probably been posted.

1 When you try to unlock your heart because you want a nobody to play with (and a cute heartless thingy)

2 When people says something that seems as a threat to you you say "Ooouh..." and take a step back.

3 When you buy a sitar, run to the ocean and scream "Dance water DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!"

4 When you try to open your heart to darkness

 

1.You keep singing Under the sea waiting for the bus.(I did that about 5 times)

2.You do Sora impressions 24/7

3.You've made up about a million stories about kingdom Hearts(I blame my wild imagination)

4.you spell Lexa backwards.*points to anniexo_lexa*

5.You have watched 1000 Kingdom Hearts trbutes on Youtube.

6.You end a sentence with "got it Memorized"

7.You can't get the image of sora without ashirt on out of your mind(X_X)

8.You make nonstop Keyblade Drawings.

9.You tried to do trinity with 2 of your friends.(>.<)

10. You hold out your hand,a few seconds you say "Okay where the hecks my keyblade?!"(guilty)

11.You say that Books are now evil.(>.<)

12.You keep trying to walk on walls.

13.You Sing "Darling its better,Down where its wetter,take it from ME!"over and over again(X_X)

 

I've so done that

Done that...just look at my name

I sometimes do this since I live in Nottingham, need I say more

I say that sometimes and one of my friends from college has it memorized that i say it, cus he said it the other day to me

okay heres my list

1) You like it when someone says you act like one of your fave charaters from the game (I'm told am like Demyx)

2) when your alone in the classroom at college with a borad pen you write every name of the ORG XIII on the borad

3) When you run with friends you say "Run, run away"

4) When you have to get something to talk about in class you do it on kingdom hearts

5) You write one of your fave charaters names backwards and use it as a new sure name along with your own nobody name


Yes, I've done all 5 of them

 

when you're me XD my mate thinks I should stop playing it because I use KH quotes 24/7 and do the actions. And I used to ask to be called Riku Axel Roxas or Demyx.

Also I adopted a pencil and called it kairi yesterday =]

 

-When you attempt to Trinity Limit solely on your evil Math teacher.

-When you crash the computer because you keep hitting and shouting, "Where's Kairi? Where's Riku?"

-When you fly to Japan and stalk Nomura about KH.

-When you attempt to build your own 'The World That Never Was' scale model.

 

heh...guilty. i actually tried to make roxas, sora, riku, kairi, namine, and axel. only a few of them looked good....

 

Why do you guys do this stuff?

You can be a massive KH fan without doing any of this. And I know some of this is fictional, but for others... :/

As for me, (this is true) one times my pee had little Sora heads in it. No joke. They said "Hi" over and over.

You'd be even more of a fan if you were to buy the OST and support SE >_>

 

^ Because some of us are just simply obsessed with KH and need it to breathe...and sleep. Not that I need to. I just like the game and post on this forum *smirks*.

- your username regardless on what kind of forum it is, MSN, AIM, etc, has something to do with Kingdom Hearts.

- your goal in life is to beat all of the Kingdom Hearts game again in a month

- when you attempt to sing Passion/Sanctuary/Simple and Clean/Hikari (whole thing)

- the meaning of life to you is seeing SE make a CGI Kingdom Hearts movie.

 

*looks at username* Well, I qualify for one. I've also sang simple and clean

You know you're obsessed...

When you look up simple and clean on google just to print the lyrics (I did that for Sanctuary too)

When you freak out when you here there might be a KH movie (I did that)

When you think one of your friends t-shirts with a lock on it looks like kingdom hearts (my friend and I did that)

When you get a Utada Hikaru CD just for Simple and Clean or Sanctuary

When you hit anybody thats dressed in black with a key

When you have made 50 or more sora/kairi videos (mine is atleast 15 or 25)


I did most of these.

 

- Whenever it's windy outside, you say:"Darn you Xaldin!" (Guilty)
- You attack your own shadow with your house keys (guilty)
- When you beg your mother to get Marluxia/Larxene/Zexion hair, and when she says "No" You threaten to attack her with your Keyblade (Guility :D)

 

...you turn your head 180º whenever someone hums a tune somewhat similar to any KH gameplay music.

^ i do that -.- i also hear the tunes in everything.

1. you dream about being in the game more than once

2. you are always on the lookout for your Nobody (mine is named Vanivix- kick ***!) and you come up with their look and personality and abilities.

3. every time you hear the number 13 you think of the Org

4. you get paranoid wondering if your life is just a computer simulation formulated by a crazy bandaged guy O.o

5. you wish you had a pet heartless

6. you are constantly on the lookout for the door to your world so you can open it.

7. you have a habit of staring creepily at your friends and holding out your hand to them, saying "come to the dark side"