You know you're obsessed with KH when..

When you beat Kingdom Hearts II twice on Proud Mode in less than a day.

 

When you see a random blonde person in the hallway that you think looks like Roxas, and you yell, "Hey, blonde-haired kid! (BHK)" - [Unfortunately, a couple friends and me do this all the time to the same person. But strangely, he answers to us :D)

 

You could say your obesssed when you say to your friends You fainted on the way home from school because you decided to have a Nice little Chat with a Guy Pumiting To his Doom of the Top of a Building :) I would.

 

When your at a picnic and see black ants, you immeadiatly grab your keys and stab them to death. :D

 

When you had dreams that you have a keyblade and all that
pretending your a charater 24 hours a day (riku)

 

You know you're obsessed with KH when...

You have tried to make sea salt ice cream. (I actually tried this, and it was GOOD. Salty at first, with a sweet aftertaste. I eat it daily now. XD)

You've gotten anti-gravity hair gel and gelled your own hair and sprayed it red, and gave yourself Axel tattoos with eyeliner, while your friend gave herself Roxas hair, and walked around town together. (GUILTY! XD I was Axel.)

Carry a mass of keys with you on a necklace, no idea to what they go to, but claim they're your keyblades and whip them at people when you're mad. (Haha...I do this as well.)

You constantly re-enact Axel and Demyx's scenes, even the body movements. (I love doing Demyx. XD)

Affectionately refer to all of the characters by nicknames you've given them. (Sexy Zexy, Demmy-baby, Axel-lovin's, I've heard more...)

Your desktop is filled with unfinished fanfictions and fanarts.

Refuse to buy any other games because you know they won't be as good as KH. (GUILTY!)

Whenever you hear Justin Timberlake's "Sexyback" you immediatly change the words with "Get your Zexion" and "We're bringing Zexy back". (I SO DO THIS.)

MAUL your friend for her CoM because you don't have GBA or Nintendo DS. (*raises hand*)

Refer to Saix simply as "Cotton Candy Head".

INSIST the org members aren't dead, and create intricate and complicated reasons as to why they aren't.

Try to anagram your name and choose your favorite nobody name. :D

Paint your names with your favorite org member's hair color, and paint their Roman Numeral rank on your thumbs. (*glumly looks down at her red and blue IX and VIII nails. ^_^;)

See an emo boy, and immediatly think of Zexion.

Make your own org coat, with chain ties and everything. (Heheh..)

Add "Got it memorized" to your daily conversations.

Go to school with eyeliner on your cheeks resembling Axel's tattoos or Saix's scar.

ATTEMPT to get your hair exactly like Demyx's....and fail. >.<

I know more....can't think. XD

 

Guilty of like all of those......

when you have a dream that you owned KH2FM+ and furious when you wake up for school......this is true

 

...you cosplay as a chaser.

...you see a lock, you check to make sure it's locked with your mock Keyblade.

 

I did that before I even heard of Kingdom Hearts. Actually...before FFVII came out, I was doing that. Never been a big fan of ants. Haha...

When you start to design a story/video game/movie synopsis for yourself and your friends based on Kingdom hearts. So guilty.

 

1. You made videos about KH every day or want to make them xD
2. You have your own imaginated Keyblade.
3. You think that everyone is in Organization XIII or one of Nobodies.
4. When girl split up with you, you shoutting "I've become a Heartless!".
5. You want to buy a sitar, even if you don't have money.
6. You also think that all sticks will become the Keyblade.
7. You call your grandfather "Ansem The Wise".
8. Your grandma is telling you a story about light and darkness.
9. You think that I'm really Ansem, Xehanort's Heartless.
10. You belive that Mickey is King and Sadam Husain were Jafar.
(sorry for one of thems...)

 

when u tell your teacher u forgot to do your homework because a blond girl and flower man messed with your memories

 

When you spend 257 dollars to go play final mix+

 

^ ...you didn't actually do that, did you >.>

When you travel to Japan and sneak your way into Square-Enix, JUST to get Nomura's autograph.

When you import everything from overseas that has to do with Kingdom Hearts (may it be official or unofficial)

 

-when you recognize a song form the OST by hearing the first 2 sec of it @_@ or on the news ((yes, I heard it on Japan News and I was like "Oh my god, Destiny Islands. Oh my god!! The coliseum!!"))
-you can recite the entire game

 

When you go to Epcot just so you can buy the KHII replica-figures at their Japan store. Oh wait, I did that. >_>

 

when you um...

start daydreaming then imagine in school that the teacher turns into darkside and you jump on the desk and pull out your keyblade (science textbook) and start dodge rolling across the room and hitting your teacher's hand when he punches the ground. then, you pull out your notebook and think your flying and controlling your "keyblades" with your mind and attack the hand some more. then, your good friend turns into roxas and lunges at you, but you deflect him and slash him. he dies, then you run into a wall and snap back to reality

 

When you import the new Kingdom Hearts Collection Soundtrack in your iPod...and it just so happens to run out of gigabytes.

>.>

Guilty...though I dont have the whole collection, I just have KH II OST in it and lots of albums.

 

when you always see what members whos name are from kh are doing, I do this with Xaldin and Axel for some reason

 

When you call a girl named Roxanne roxas (guilty:D)

or....

if the only thing you watch on youtube is KH videos (guilty of that too;)

or...

you import KH2FM+ and understand every word thier saying.

 

((I do that, I am a youtube member and basically all I watch is kingdom hearts footage))
If you hold your hockey stick like a keyblade and yell lines from the game to your friends....

If you know loads of the words off by heart from the game...

You try to relate all your school work to kingdom hearts somehow
(Yes I do all these things)