You know you're obsessed with KH when..

when you're room is kingdom hearts themed

when you accidentally answered Kingdom Hearts in your math class.

 

1. When you recite kairi's letter(to sora at the end)to your girlfriend outside her window.
2.When you make life desicions by asking What Would Sora Do? (wwsd)
3.And finally when you name your pets Xemnas and Marluxia

 

When you name your friends or people you hate KH characters.
When you draw kingdom hearts related drawings/doodles, and nothing else.
When you've beated any of the KH games more than once.
When you've saved different files before certain cutscenes just to watch and memorize every bit of detail, handgestures, and the conversation.
When you re-cite KH battle quotes just for the heck of it.

I hope I didn't say any that someone has already said x_x;

 

Ones I'm guilty of are in red

-When you walk you make slightly overexagerated motions, and step loudly, so you look and sound like Sora when walking.

-You claim your short messy hair that looks more blonde in the sun is like Roxas'.

-In your dreams you are hanging with Marluxia. (I don't know why, but I do.)

-You train daily with a wooden sword you make with your grandfather, and when your mum wants something recycled, you smash it up beofre chucking it out.

-You are proud to have big feet because Sora does.

-Your favourite type of shoes are big chunky sneakers, and you buy the same type when your old ones no longer fit.

-You look out for KH, when staring at number plates

-Kh is the reason why you love Disney so much.

-When someone says something offensive you make fun of the by doing this


-You spend long periods of time thinking of your nobody name.

-You always say "Is that all you got?" and "My turn!" When having a friendly fight with your friends. (Riku dialogue)

-You prefer talking with your friends about KH than anything else.

-You are upset that silver is not a natural hair colour.

-You have your own kh style character, and made them your own keyblade.


Yes they are all red... lol...

 

-You go to school in an Organization XIII coat and get in trouble because you are not wearing the correct uniform.

-You go to school with Axel's hair style and as a result, the school calls in a hair dresser because your hair is so...spiky.

 

Uhm lets see:

When your name Starts with "Forsaken" and ends with "Sora".lol

When You have a KH related pic as your screensaver or wallpaper,as your profile pic,MSN profile pic,as your theme in your mobile...as....well you get the idea lol.

when you see a black person and mistake them for heartless (ok that was racist,no offense :p)

You start poking little dogs with a keyblade thinking they're dusks XD

You listen to KH related songs before going to sleep.(NO I DON'T DO THAT!^^)

You read the 14 pages of this thread.=P

You believe the moon is heart shaped.

You see a rat you bow to them and call them king mickey

You start using hearts in all your post.<3. XD

 

- When you buy the keyblades off of Ebay. (guilty)
- When you constantly look at water and think of Demyx.
- When you ask a bully at school to give you an X shaped scar right between the eyes.
- You stalk people at cosplays dressed as Riku. (also guilty)

 

one time i saw a plate that had Goofy on it and said "Garsh" and i thought of KH because i always think of kh when i see disney charaters

 

Sorry if they are repeated.

-...you throw keys at people, attempting to perform Strike Raid
-...wished you had a sythe (or any other weapon in Org.XIII) to kill others
-...have WAYYY to many dreams about KH [guilty]
-...visit any KH related website everyday [guilty]
-...you attempted to write your name in KH font on your homework/notes/etc.

 

um i don't know if people posted this already but

~you try to step off your house like riku did on deep dive[guilty]

~try to glide around

~Try and ride a skateboard like roxas and riku[guilty and i fell]

~Start SAying your Dog Is Stich

~Try And Go To The Second Star To The RIght

~Piss Your Pants When Someone Says They got KH2FM

 

- When you call a girl Axel because her name is Lea. (But it's soooo funny!) (what I mean is that I do this.)

- When you start stabbing people with giant home made keyblades and running around screaming "KAIRI!" or "RIKU!"

- When you write your Human Phsycology Essay on "Light and Darkness" and "Hearts and Heartless" ...and blah blah.

EDIT: Oh yeah, srry if anyone did this? :D

 

- You have cried / yelled / squealed emotionally during a cutscene or a boss-fight.
- You tried to get Baskin Robins to sell sea salt ice cream.

 

I've done it before. I feel bad for that guy because I stalked him for an hour straight, my feet hurt after awhile but I was like "RIKU!".

Red means I'm guilty of it.

- You only go on Ebay to stare at different Kingdom Hearts items like Keyblades and Necklaces.
- You have forced a brother/sister/parent to buy you something because it had a KH logo/character on it.
- You pre-reserved KH2 months in advance and you brought the Limited Edition Guide book.
- You've tried to make a keyblade out of wood in Technology class, but failed completely.
- You cut out pictures of your favorite characters from KH, put them all on one piece of paper and hang it on the top of your ceiling (lots of Riku and Kairi pictures on my ceiling).
- You buy Kairi's/Roxas'/Sora's/etc necklace for yourself, or for a friend (My Kairi necklace should be coming in the next couple days).
- You got your best friend obsessed with KH (She's obsessed with Namine and Roxas).
- You constantly download each and every KH video on this site =].

 

When u see a blond spiky haired guy
*my other half,i can see you*
roxas

 

If the reason is in yellow,it means I've done it
-you spend countless hours thinking of your Organization name

-You name Pokemon after Kingdom Hearts characters.

-you try and summon a keyblade.

-Everytime it rains you think Demyx is practicing his 'Dance water Dance' thing.

-You make a fanfic series of Kingdom Hearts.

-You try and spike you hair like Sora's.

-You and your friends talk about KH nonstop.

-You accidentally call your friend with red hair Kairi.

-You do Sora imitations 24/7.

-When you wake up at 2 in the morning,look at the mirror and see Namine.

 

I know I'm obsessed when I actually draw KH fan art on the side of my School worksheets.

 

Uhhhh.......I can't think of anything.

 

Sce13, don't spam >.>

...you think driving into a form and driving a car are not two different things.

...you ask your plastic surgeon to give you the exact ears as Mickey Mouse.

...you ask your parents if you can skip school so you don't have to see the principal who you titled, 'Mansex' in his office.

 

You know you're obsessed with KH when you mistake European knights with Chasers in your History classes.

 

-when getting in fights you call out to Donald and Goofy for help

-when you get cold you suddenly start yelling fire

-you jump off ur room to see if you can glide

-u call the place u and ur friends hang out the Desity Islands

-when ever u watch a disney movie you ask where sora is

-u start lookin for earths "keyhole"

-u offer potions to flowers in hopes youll get something

-u use a night light in hopes that it'll keep the heartless away

-u refuse to give ur writing teacher ur report cuz its ansems report

-u call ur girlfriend Kairi if ur a guy and ur boyfriend sora if ur a girl and so on and so forth