You wake up to find this on your nightstand.

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  1. aiight Traverse Town Homebody

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  2. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Okay, good. Because it didn't go that far.
     
    KeybladeSpirit, Aug 22, 2012
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  3. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    We don't use condoms... We use hefty bags
    You erned my respect.
     
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  4. 61 No. B

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    edit: damnit nevermind somebody already made that joke
     
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  5. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Sorry lol
     
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  6. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    No phone number means she's lying.
    Unless you already got it beforehand, in which case she'd still be lying if it takes a note to remember it.
     
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  7. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    'We're not done'
     
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  8. Kubo Kingdom Keeper

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    I am thinking that a hand wrote this. Forever alone dude.
     
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  9. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Shit, I hope I didn't get her pregnant. Oh wait, what the fuck, I don't even have a nightstand.
     
    Saxima, Aug 22, 2012
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  10. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Wait, was I drunk last night? LIZ! DID WE DRINK LAST NIGHT?"

    ...Because I'd be in a hotel room, with my sister. In fact, she's probably the one who wrote it after a weird sing-along or something.
     
    axel-chanviii, Aug 22, 2012
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  11. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    "*looks at self in mirror*

    ...Nope, don't look like Billie Piper... o.O"
     
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  12. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    "If you were so fantastic, why don't I remember?"

    OH SNAP
     
    Nate_River, Aug 22, 2012
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  13. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Lament the idea that I may have cheated on my waifu
    Then remember that women ****ing hate me so it was probably a guy which means it was probably rape.
     
    Jube, Aug 22, 2012
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