Your best Yo Mamma Joke

Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth

Yo mama's so dirty, even Swamp Thing told the ***** to shower

 

i think he felt insulted, so he through back at him, so now there's a yo mama war between the two of them.

*eats popcorn*

popcorn???

 

*Steals Tummer's Popcorn*

 

*gets back up popcorn*

 

yo mama so hairy she has afrows on her nipples!

 

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it

Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit

 

*Eats Popcorn*

 

nothing like a dinner and a show

 

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that the sun gets jealous

yo mama so stupid when she went to the super bowl she brought a spoon

yo mama so ugly she made a onion cry

 

yo mama's so stupid she tried to drowned a fish

yo mama's so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarter back and she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that **** if you want to."

 

Man. I forgot all my momma jokes. So 4th grade...I think I have a few that I still remember...

Yo momma so old when I smacked her back, her tits fell off.

Your momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Eh, I suck. I haven't said **** like this for real long.

 

yo momma so fat - she went to weigh herself and fell through the floor

 

yo mama so fat her picture takes two frames

Yo mama so ugly the last time she got some *** was when her finger accidentally slipped through the toilet paper

yo moma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store for a day and starved

 

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!"

Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.

Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen

 

Yo moma so ugly she made the blind kids cry

Yo moma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

yo mama so fat that when she jump into the ocean she made the titanic rise

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company

 

NO, i have the BEST ONES :)

yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed at a shoot out!

yo mama is so stupid she thot Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

 

yo moma is stupid she brought an instructional video tape on how to fix her vcr

yo momma's so fat she's got pictures of food in her wallet

yo momma so fat she went to a see food diet

 

Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water