Your best Yo Mamma Joke

Pwnt. . .

These aren't directed at anyone, lol. I just remembered these from like, 6th grade.

Your Mother is so fat, she has more rolls than the bakery.

Your Mother is so fat, the only difference between her and the Titanic, is that the Titanic sunk, and you Mother floated.

Your Mother is so poor, that she had to put a milkshake at McDonald's on lay-a-way.

Well, I now feel super immature for participating in this. I shall now leave. xD

 

yo mama so fat when she bends over it turns daylight savings time

her are some ulgy ones!

Yo Mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo Mama so ugly, It looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with an axe!!
Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mama so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo Mama so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo Mama so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo Mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mama so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo Mama so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo Mama so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mama so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mama so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo Mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo Mama so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo Mama so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo Mama so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
Yo Mama so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo Mama so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo Mama so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

 

You're getting these off of websites, aren't you?

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her

 

i found that list on my friends site but this and the rest are mine

Yo Mama so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss

guys wanna hear a crap one!:

Yo Mama so skinny, she can dodge rain drops

 

This is the last one I got, man:

Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back

I don't know any other ones XP

 

ya im almost done but heres one more:

Yo Mama so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant

wait i just made this:

Yo Mama so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant

 

Ok i got a few

Yo mamma so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning
Yo mamma so fat she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo mamma so old she sat next to Jesus in third grade (i don't mean to offend u if ur Christian)
Yo mamma so stupid she failed a blood test
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphebetical order
Yo mamma so old that when she went to school there was no history class
Yeah you didn't see me last week cause I was climbing your moms left slope

ya i feel immature. what else is new?

 

no not another yo mama battle well

Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor

Yo Mama so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer

Yo Mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

 

Yo mamma so ugly she had to be returned to the wild
Yo mamma so stupid she stubbed her toe on a pillow
Yo mamma so poor that when she was kicking a can down the streat she told me she was moving.

agh i ran out

 

Yo Mama so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars

Yo Mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker

crap im out of them gimme tomorrow i will make more...
wait i almost forgot this!

Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her

Yo Mama so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo Mama so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
















now im all out but i went through 2 yo mama wars and survived
so many jokes used

my fingers fell like they are bleeding right now, so see you guys tomorrow!